BP advertising at its best! Another cadre of BP ads I had to make fun of....LFG

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I think we should all just step back and breathe deep. Think good thoughts. Be the geico gecko, and dream the dream of being a fuzzy lil gerbil. Very soothing indeed.

See now dont you feel so much better?

Did I tell you guys what Step #6 was?
To answer your first question, YES, I AM SERIOUS ! ! ! ! !.....I read your posts on ECCIE so far and have seen nothing but an anger tone there and I figured you needed some friendly advice to chill out....Trying to help you before you get down to a level where I have to do more than just hand out advice.....And for the record, SeaDog is no longer a mod by his OWN CHOICE and not because of any actions by anyone else.....But, you wouldn't know what goes on in the staff areas because you're NOT a member of the staff and therefore have no ability to accurately state anything about it.....

Yes, you need to tone it down, but notice, I did not say you couldn't speak your mind.....Feel free to engage in debate, argue your points, just do it on an intelligent, adult level (drama free) and you'll have no problems from me or any of the ECCIE Mods....Thanks. Originally Posted by BIG C
That is ALL I have done. Do you see curse words? Yelling? Pounding on my keyboard..don't think so. If you are going to start trying to push your status around again on here like you did on aspd, I will just contact someone above you who is impartial and let them be the judge. Your "boys club" as always can put down anyone they so wish, but you are sure the first to step in and tell others who ARE engaged in a tolerable debate, to tone it down. Priceless. Good luck Eccie! For the record Big C, you have no clue who I am or how much money this site gets from me, so be careful. I am not using my home computer and that is the point of an alias. If you are going to actually uphold the rules this time, do it for everyone or don't do it at all. I have done nothing or said nothing wrong, and you know it. Show me how my posts are in any way even a tenth as rude and insulting as LFG's please. Thanks!
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Kaylee,

From your post http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=137785&postcount=32

In 4 days I can pull in 3-5 thousand and that is with no more than 2 appts per day, only one being fs. Originally Posted by Kaylee
Let's just say you pull in $4K in 4 days with only 2 sessions a day. That's only $500 per client/session. And if only one session a day is FS, then you're either charging more for FS and less for whatever else is done during the other session. If you're charging less, well then aren't you selling yourself short? Aren't you just as "cheap" as the other girls? If not, anyone paying $500 for less than FS is an idiot. So, it would appear that you cater to those who are mentally challenged, or you do one hell of an upsell to get $500 for a BJ.

From your post http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=137392&postcount=22

Guys like Dave, Mr. Giz, Bodilly may not all be willing to spend the money but you rarely ever hear them bitching about what a girl charges do you? Originally Posted by Kaylee
You don't have a clue as to who I'm "willing to spend the money" on or how much I would spend. I'd have no problem spending more on a woman whom I thought was worth more, if and when I've had the money to do so, but they'd have to meet my requirements to qualify in that category. There's a big difference between what I'd be willing to do and what I can do. Some of my 2 hour sessions have cost more than your one hour session. Yes, it's an extra hour, but it's still more money being spent on that woman at that time than you get for your 1 hour session.

It's all about the whole package. Their looks, personality, service, etc. Based on what I've seen from you so far, $100 is asking way too much.
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Yeh....kinda getting closer to Step # 6 LMAO!
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Your "boys club" as always can put down anyone they so wish, but you are sure the first to step in and tell others who ARE engaged in a tolerable debate, to tone it down. Originally Posted by Kaylee
Then don't come to the club!
Simply put Kaylee - my thread here was NOT an attack on any one member but a parody on the ads placed in the public domain by providers on BP. The content in the thread was not directed solely to any one person; did not call out anyone for alleged SHILL Reviews/bullying/berating; it was simply a joke - most everyone here got it. Heff had a problem and wanted to speak his mind and I found his comments more of a personal attack at me. Hence the response to Heff. The simple fact is that if you did NOT like the thread - just ignore it! You can say in a response you dont like the thread or comments but the DIFFERENCE is in this case you used your comments to personally attack me and that is what Big C is refering to as anger IMHO.

Now that you are also throwing out insults to Big C as well. This rant of yours is a pattern - so it is obvious your intentions here are to only attack members.

LFG
Kaylee,

From your post http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=137785&postcount=32



Let's just say you pull in $4K in 4 days with only 2 sessions a day. That's only $500 per client/session. And if only one session a day is FS, then you're either charging more for FS and less for whatever else is done during the other session. If you're charging less, well then aren't you selling yourself short? Aren't you just as "cheap" as the other girls? If not, anyone paying $500 for less than FS is an idiot. So, it would appear that you cater to those who are mentally challenged, or you do one hell of an upsell to get $500 for a BJ.

From your post http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=137392&postcount=22



You don't have a clue as to who I'm "willing to spend the money" on or how much I would spend. I'd have no problem spending more on a woman whom I thought was worth more, if and when I've had the money to do so, but they'd have to meet my requirements to qualify in that category. There's a big difference between what I'd be willing to do and what I can do. Some of my 2 hour sessions have cost more than you one hour session. Yes, it's an extra hour, but it's still more money being spent on that woman at that time than you get for your 1 hour session.

It's all about the whole package. Their looks, personality, service, etc. Based on what I've seen from you so far, $100 is asking way too much. Originally Posted by pornodave69
Correct I offer sessions that don't include FS. Not all guys want that and I don't have to wear myself out doing it, so hell yea I offer other things for less. I never said who you spent your time with or what you could afford honey, just said I never heard you guys bitching about what a girl charges. To the contrary I have seen Mr. Giz take up for girls being the butt of a situation like that before and I commend him and Bodilly. If I only work 4 days a month and make that kind of money who cares? Some girls only work when they tour...didn't know that was a bad thing. It works for me and many others. Some prefer to see guys every day, every week, or once a year. I don't know, but I know what works for me. I rarely do hour dates period and when I do I normally allow them to stay longer because I don't feel an hour is enough time. So hmm don't know what your point about 2 hours is. My rates are not posted anywhere and what does it matter? I do what works for ME. I simply said I don't see how anyone "could" be with that many guys, never said it was wrong. I just could not physically handle that many men including sex with the same man that many times a day. Don't know why you feel the need to insult me when I have said nothing rude to you, but oh well do what you must.
[quote=Lakefrontguy;138466]Simply put Kaylee - my thread here was NOT an attack on any one member but a parody on the ads placed in the public domain by providers on BP. The content in the thread was not directed solely to any one person; did not call out anyone for alleged SHILL Reviews/bullying/berating; it was simply a joke - most everyone here got it. Heff had a problem and wanted to speak his mind and I found his comments more of a personal attack at me. Hence the response to Heff. The simple fact is that if you did NOT like the thread - just ignore it! You can say in a response you dont like the thread or comments but the DIFFERENCE is in this case you used your comments to personally attack me and that is what Big C is refering to as anger IMHO.

Now that you are also throwing out insults to Big C as well. This rant of yours is a pattern - so it is obvious your intentions here are to only attack members.

Only members who are not impartial, don't follow the rules, and backstep everytime they say something. You did in fact insult EVERYONE who had anything but nice things to say about your thread, and honey if you are going to tell us to ignore what you write then that could be said for muffdvr's posts as well, or anyone for that matter. It is a discussion board in case you didn't notice so if you are going to cry and yell at everyone who does not agree with you, maybe you should just find somewhere else to pick on people. Try a yahoo group or something I don't know, but give it a rest.
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You know LFG she kinda got a point, then you kinda got a point too. The whole putting it on da boards leaves you open for criticism...some saw it as funny, some saw it as senseless, or degrading, just depends on where your standing. I personally didnt give a shit enough to read it all....way too much stuff, you know letters and clicking and all that highly technical stuff that someone of my lil intelligence is able to handle without assistance.

anyway...seriously, be nice people. the sun will come out tommorow, bet your bottom dollar there will be a sunny bright new day.
Then don't come to the club! Originally Posted by pornodave69
Makes zero sense. This is a board for providers and hobbyists and each and every person here has a right to express their opinion. It is not YOUR board so you can't tell anyone to join or not. What is the point of having a board if only to run off members? This is why so many quality girls have skipped the nola tour on more than one occasion. This is why most are having to bitch and laugh about BP ads lately because there is not much to pick from around these parts anymore. I did nothing to you, said nothing insulting and all of a sudden you want to say immature bs. Hey that's how it goes I guess but whatever. I don't need the money...this is too entertaining for me to take seriously, but I do have a point.
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Chella I thought you were a blonde? Nice puppy. I love your attitude. too much to read - thats a good one!!

I appreciate all the posts, this was an entertaining thread. I keep going back to my philosophy in life "I am not in control" I cannot control what others do or think or their opinions. A joke gets posted, it may be offensive to me - so what - don't let that ruin my day. Someone critisizes my posts or comments or even me - so what - don't let that ruin my day. I try to live by this not always successful but when I am, I am a happier person. Just a suggestion. But thx for the entertainment I appreciate it.
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  • BIG C
  • 02-24-2010, 08:08 PM
That is ALL I have done. Do you see curse words? Yelling? Pounding on my keyboard..don't think so. If you are going to start trying to push your status around again on here like you did on aspd, I will just contact someone above you who is impartial and let them be the judge. Your "boys club" as always can put down anyone they so wish, but you are sure the first to step in and tell others who ARE engaged in a tolerable debate, to tone it down. Priceless. Good luck Eccie! For the record Big C, you have no clue who I am or how much money this site gets from me, so be careful. I am not using my home computer and that is the point of an alias. If you are going to actually uphold the rules this time, do it for everyone or don't do it at all. I have done nothing or said nothing wrong, and you know it. Show me how my posts are in any way even a tenth as rude and insulting as LFG's please. Thanks! Originally Posted by Kaylee
It's so very easy for someone to make a knee jerk statement and accuse me of pushing my status around, or abusing my authority or whatever the hell else you want to come up with.....The truth is that neither you, nor anyone else can ever come up with any examples to back up your allegations that I've ever treated anyone unfair based on any criteria (and especially not based on gender).....Further, when I was a moderator on ASPD (and any other board for that matter), I have always informed anyone that they can always appeal any decision that I have made regarding moderating the board....That's the same way here.....I'm sure that if I were abusing my authority here in any way that the powers that be wouldn't hesitate to remove me.....But unless and until such time as that actually does happen, BIG C IS THE MODERATOR HERE.....And BIG C doesn't give a rat's ass how much money you say you're contributing to this site, or to any site in general.....You are going to abide by the same rules that the rest of the board is required to abide by, and if I see your posts and feel that they don't meet the standards here (or that they are borderline at best), then I'm going to tell you to tone it down a bit.....If you fail to heed my advice, then I'm going to do the job that the owners put me here to do.....Your threats of going over my head because you think you contribute money to the site really don't have any effect on me.....

Well, this thread has pretty much gone off topic, and since I'm the moderator here (pushing my status around), then I get the last word....Sometimes it's good to be the king.....lol