Unicorn, Thoroughbred, Money Making Hooker, Jackass or Skank...... Provider Pricing

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Reading this I think I am a barain at my intro rate
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Reading this I think I am a barain at my intro rate Originally Posted by Tequila Rose
I've been looking for a barain. If the hour comes with a bottle of Tequila what's your schedule like?
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Reading this I think I am a barain at my intro rate Originally Posted by Tequila Rose
You might want to work on those TCB skills
The one thing I can suggest to any provider regardless of what category they feel they belong to is to be on time. That's one of the biggest complains hobbyist have because they're either on a lunch break or "shopping" at Lowes or wherever shopping for home repairs. Originally Posted by Dara-Malaika
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Class settle down.... without further a do.... Professor "SL"

Ladies often get confused as to how to price themselves because of a mirror. Yes a mirror. They look at other show cases, see pictures of other providers then look in the mirror and say... "well I'm better looking than all those bitches!" BIG mistake! here is why:

First you need to evaluate not only the providers looks and amenities but you need to research the services they provide. Then you need to decide how much money you want to make and if you are going to work full time (3 weeks a month because the circus comes to town 1 week a month) or part time.

Then you need to decide if you want to be a Unicorn, Thoroughbred, Money Making Hooker, Jackass or Skank.

1) Unicorn:$400 & Up: these providers don't service near as many hobbyists as the Thoroughbred, Money Maken Hooker, Jackass or Skank. And thats OKAY with them. They figure if I do this I want at least this much money. You see them on the board and P411. Some even demand minimum 2-4 hour sessions. Surprisingly enough they do get customers but look at how many reviews they get. Exactly... not that many.

2)Thoroughbred:$300-$400 They meet more hobbyists and tend to have reviews that for the most part are usually all YESES! They typically have regulars and wide open menu's with few exceptions. They are extremely attractive ladies that know how to play the game!They have all their supplies are on time and have EXCELLENT TCB skills. And if something goes wrong they make it up to you. They NEVER NSNC.

3)Money Making Hooker:$200-$300 These are the ladies that service lots of clients and make as much money as they want. They also secure regulars. Believe it or not they seem to make the lions share of the money. And you'll notice a sprinkling of
Thoroughbreds that drop themselves down to this category. They know where the money is...

4) Jackass:$80-$200 These are the chicks that offer BNG or "BING" (15-20 minute sessions) If they could be a Money Making Hooker or Thoroughbred they would but its not going to happen. These are chicks that are high volume and more often than not offer bare back and other items for extra cash. OIO / OLd chicks are usually here. Not unusual to see 5-8 hobbyists in a day if the business is there. They also offer car dates.

5) Skank: $20-$80 These are your street walkers, BP chicks, Butt ugly woman and men that wear ladies cloths. These chicks spend a lot of time shaking snakes. HJ specialists or BJ pros. Guys close their eyes and imagine they are with some one else. Some guys budget only allows for these skanks so they do fill a niche.

So ladies don't literally SCREW YOURSELF OVER by thincking you belong in a group that you obviously do NOT! You do this for the money... NOTHING ELSE!(Except Miss Valentina) so look carefully at the other ladies and what they have to offer. Then find your category where you make the most amount of money in the time frame you want.

Another option and gauge is to START LOW! Start at MONEY MAKING HOOKER. But if you're not getting much business over a period of 2-4 weeks drop down. If you can't handle the calls you are getting and have all the business you need or want then move up to Thoroughbred.

Last item... How many Unicorns do you know? How many have you seen here on Eccie or P411 or the other Hooker boards? EXACTLY... not many! The lions share of hobbyist money is spent in the MONEY MAKING HOOKER SECTION! Once you understand and believe this making the MAXIMUM amount of money for "YOU" will be easy!


If you would like an SL rating / evaluation feel free to post your information here or PM me!

CLASS DISMISSED! Originally Posted by Still Looking


If any one finds a Unicorn please pm me as some of us would like to study it!
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SL I know we've never met before but I'd be interested to know what class you put me in. You said it's based on attractiveness, skill level, professionalism, reviews, and TCB I might regret this but hey I'm a big girl
SL I know we've never met before but I'd be interested to know what class you put me in. You said it's based on attractiveness, skill level, professionalism, reviews, and TCB I might regret this but hey I'm a big girl Originally Posted by KendalClarkson
The more important question is, what category would YOU put yourself in, love?

Or better yet, uncategorical.
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Jada Rose I've always loved you you're so right
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Well I guess I get no response it's better than nothing LOL I guess you got to taste the goods before you review the goods
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SL I know we've never met before but I'd be interested to know what class you put me in. You said it's based on attractiveness, skill level, professionalism, reviews, and TCB I might regret this but hey I'm a big girl Originally Posted by KendalClarkson
We met Miss Charkson. At Ztonk's Honky Tonk. I see I made a lasting impression

After careful consideration I would say Thoroughbred. But I could also place you in a class all your own.
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Jada Rose I've always loved you you're so right Originally Posted by KendalClarkson
Isn't she something!
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I know we have met in person I'm talking about BCD. It's hard to rate a provider without knowing her sexual skills. If we were ever to meet BCD I would make sure you would make up a class of my own:-) all I know is I definitely don't want to be a unicorn I don't think the horn would look right on my face hugs and kisses
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not to mention how bad that horn would tear up an asshole while in 69
I know we have met in person I'm talking about BCD. It's hard to rate a provider without knowing her sexual skills. If we were ever to meet BCD I would make sure you would make up a class of my own:-) all I know is I definitely don't want to be a unicorn I don't think the horn would look right on my face hugs and kisses Originally Posted by KendalClarkson
I think the horn would be just perfect if we rounded the tip and moved it to your chin...
Hay gurl haaaaay
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LMFAO