To all you small dicked motherf*ckers . . .

To the op you look like a fine sistah and all and I wish you nothing but the best but I will say this I wish more providers were lying . . . because there is nothing better than when a provider screams or you feel like you are killing her with every half stroke Originally Posted by rmrstyle23

FTFY

Tangent: Ever been told your size is perfect? Before? During! Or after the festivity? It's happened a handful of times for me. Of course sometimes words need not be spoken when she's riding the waves her shivering orgasm. Not too big. Not too small. "Ahhh, this porridge is just right."

Uh huh...yeah...sure...

Maybe his penis isn't small. It could be her hands are too big? Jk. Ijs

FTFY

Tangent: Ever been told your size is perfect? Before? During! Or after the festivity? It's happened a handful of times for me. Of course sometimes words need not be spoken when she's riding the waves her shivering orgasm. Not too big. Not too small. "Ahhh, this porridge is just right." Originally Posted by eccieuser9500

Never heard that my pecker size is perfect, at 1.3" of dangling death how perfect it could be? She was faking ... women do not orgasm.

Uh huh...yeah...sure... Originally Posted by Wakeup

Is this a comment on my statement? Or an answer to my question? Need I remind the audience, your wife's a bonafide whore. If we are to believe you.

So, I'm sure she's lied to you and said "you're perfect" a time or two between scenes.

Double post

Well Pyramider should love this!!!

I know. Every time I see this thread I thinck she is calling me out. Now about those taint photos ...

^Are you trying to hijack my thread with taint photos?

I am afraid I do not know what you are referring.

I am afraid I do not know what you are referring. Originally Posted by pyramider

Heh. She no comprende very good.

A mature 5 - 8 woman with a 32 waist and a 44 azz should be able to enjoy an 8x6 like it was nothin.

10 a day might not be good for business and disrespectful to the poor 4x3 that comes along at closing time.....

....but damn. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Height and measurements on the outside have very little to do with the length and width of the vagina on the inside. I know itty bitty tiny spinners that can take 10 inches like its nothing. I know ladies double my size that can barely handle 6.

A lot of guys assume that I can take more than I can because of the huge discrepancy between my waist and hips (Them Child bearing hips...lol). The vagina is designed to be able to take a variety of widths.. however, the length is the length and you can't do anything to increase what you were given in that regard. And regardless of what porn tells you-- its generally very uncomfortable to tap dance on the cervix.

And regardless of what porn tells you-- its generally very uncomfortable to tap dance on the cervix. Originally Posted by Grace Preston

That's what makes it spirited...go deep and hold on as they try and squirm away...

That's what makes it spirited...watching them try to maintain an erection after being throat punched. Originally Posted by Wakeup

FTFY

If a lady says your Johnson is perfect she is lying. She thinks it's small but she doesn't want to hurt your feelings.