What is the "naughtiest" adventure you've experienced?

Ooops....I guess that is a critical detail to leave out. It surely would make the story more interesting.

Did I tell you the whole story? Did I also leave out the part about me finishing the session, driving myself 3 hours home, going to bed, and waiting til morning to go to the hospital?

I never was a good story teller...lol...I swear tho, this really did happen. Made me realize how tough a broad I really am

Alisha ...xoxo Originally Posted by Alisha1972

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I had a GF who liked me to tie her up , so I did. Then I went out to the living room and watched a movie for 2 hours we split up about a year after that, but, we never played tie up again. Originally Posted by saj1000

She waited a whole year to split up????

Niplover, that was a pretty fucking good story! WOW Originally Posted by Wyldeman30

I''ll say

Alisha, please tell us about the saran wrap again! I enjoyed that story

Brit. I see your nipples!

Brit those are bigger than I thought and I think your waistline is shrinking as well! Looking good and she is starting to catch Maxeen in the poll.

For me the naughtiest is pretty tame compared to some of these other fricken awesome posts!

I'm in Dallas visiting a friend and we go out to this bar. The Bartender is hot as hell and we hit it off and flirt shamelessly all night. At one point I ask her if I could see her the next day and she tells me she would love to but she's going to Cancun the next morning for a mini vacation. She goes alone and reads a book by the pool and soaks up the sun. teasingly she tells me if I want to see her that I could meet her at the hotel there and gave me the name.

We continued flirting and the night ended. The next morning I bought a ticket to Cancun, showed up at her hotel and had the concierge find her for me. She was shocked!

then we had 3 amazing days of sun, margaritas, food and sex. Going down on her on the balcony as the sun was coming up she told me was one of her best memories. I only wish I could have seen it too, all i remember was the warm sun, the wind and a face full of pussy.

That's actually kind of romantic, budman.

Well... In my personal life I am way wild well I was way wild. I am a wild one when There is someone to be wild with. let me just say that. lol
I like watching etc etc. So we were in Jamacia at Hedisium 3. They had a strippers convention and night calls was there.
I am in the Jacuzzi with 4 hot girls and I begin to scubba dive under the water useing the air pockets from their pussy as my only source of air. MAN that was fun..my boyfriend at the time had to pull my hair and yank me head out of the water to get me to come up for real air.... Staff edit...forbidden topic...Spacemtn and then grabbed two foriegn ladies of the night and watched them preform on several people it was very very nice. They were very fun to watch..

Maybe not naughty but this is kinda out there,it only happened a few times. I was 17 at the time and An ex and I used to get kinda crazy when we had sex Staff edit...Forbidden topic...Spacemtn, cutting and burning (nothing deep or serious burns)..... insane sensations. Staff edit...Forbidden topic...Spacemtn. That was damn near 15 years ago lol I don't think my mind could handle that level of insanity now a days.

WOW, very nice adventure's everyone

The nastiest adventure I had involved a diaper, shit, a frying pan, and two eggs. Originally Posted by PornPet69

NOW THAT'S FUNNY! Well struck PP!

I seem to remember something about a weedeater and a ...

So, I was sitting in my office, horny one day. I decided to browse the casual encounters section of Craigslist. It used to render quite good results for me, but it hasn’t proven as fruitful in recent years. But, I digress….

I see a W4M post and reply with a picture. I get a quick response with a face picture. She looked pretty cute. We engage in an exchange and decide that we should be fucking rather than exchanging e-mails.

Me: address???

Her: Well, there’s something I need to tell you first.

Me: Uh, ok. What’s that.

Her: I’m in a wheel chair. Is that a problem for you.

I pause to consider…. Why the hell not? And then I become a bit excited. Hell, I’ve never fucked a woman in a wheel chair.

Me: Of course I don’t have a problem with that.

Her: 114 Elm Street. Bring condoms and just come in when you arrive.

Me: On my way.

A half an hour later, I arrive. It’s a quant house in a quiet middle class neighborhood. I tap twice on the door, open it and enter. Here she comes, across the living room, in this totally tricked out buggy. She’s navigating the thing via a little joystick controlled by her chin. I’m thinking holy shit, this girls a full on quadriplegic . She clearly had no use of anything below the neck. She’s a pretty cute little thing, and I’m curious, but how in the hell is this going to work?

I try to engage her in some conversation to calm my nerves.

Me: How long have you been disabled?

Her: I’M NOT DISABLED! I’M VERY ABLE!

Me: Uh, oh, sorry.

Apparently, she was living under the full time care of her sister. But whenever the sister needed to leave the house for more than a few hours, she’d troll craigslist using voice recognition software, looking to get laid. Eventually, she puts her chin on the joystick and zooms off into a bedroom. I follow and she tells me how this is going to go down. She tells me to pick her up, out of the chair, and place her on the bed. She couldn’t have been much more than 110 pounds so it wasn’t much of a chore. She told me to take all of her clothes off. This was a bit more of a chore. It was like undressing a CPR dummy, but soon enough, she was completely naked (full bush). I undressed myself.

Her: Put your cock in my mouth.

Me: Uh, OK.

I slide my cock into her mouth and she starts to really go at it. She backs off.

Her: Fuck my mouth Jay. FUCK IT!

I comply. I’m pounding her face and she’s drooling and choking, but she seems to be loving it. Eventually she wants to fuck. So I position her on her back with her legs hanging of the side of the bed. I’m pretty sure she had feeling and sensitivity because her pussy was really wet! I put on a rubber and slide on in.

Her: Harder Jay. FUCK MEEEE! SQEEZE MY TITS!!! HARDER! AHHHHHH!!! CHOKE ME JAY!

This chick is just hard core, but I guess that’s her thing. I put my hands around her neck and squeeze gently. She gagging, choking, and screaming.

Her: YEEEEESSSSS! LIKE THAT! OH FUCK! YEEEEEESSSS!

After a while of good spirited fucking…..

Her: Roll me over Jay. I want you to fuck my ass.

I pull out and roll her over on her belly.

Her: There’s lube in the top drawer.

I lube up and slowly ease into her ass.

Her: OH YEA! FUCK THAT ASS JAY! SLAP IT!!! HARDER! HARDER! PULL MY HAIR! HARDER! FUCK IT JAY! HIT ME HARDER GOD DAMMIT!

This girl’s is a certifiable freak. I’ve caused bright red, raised hand prints all over her ass. I’ve got a fist full of her mane tangled around my fingers, and my dick is buried to the balls in her ass. Despite the fact that this isn’t really my thing, and the overall weirdness of the whole situation, that ass is feeling pretty damn good. I start to moan… She continues to scream.

Her: Don’t cum Jay! I want it on my face.

I pull out, rip off the condom, roll her back onto her back and thrust my cock into her open mouth. I face fuck her again for a few minutes, finally pulling out and blasting a three roper all over her face and into her gaping mouth.

I’m exhausted, and thinking, Jesus man, did this just really happen.

I had to get a damp cloth and towel from the bathroom and clean her up. Then I had to dress her. That was a real bitch given my exhausted state. Finally, I put her back into her chair, dressed and said my goodbyes.

Turns out that she was right all along. She really was quite "able". I’d get emails from her from time to time trying to talk me into a repeat but since I was now in full compliance with the Americans With Disabilities Act, I never went back.

Jay, your story makes me smile because I feel as though you have a little bit of insight into the providers' world. Some of the more attractive hobbyists have a bit of an ego when they book appointments and make comments along the lines of "I bet you're happy I walked in the door and not some extremely old, overweight, or unattractive guy like all of the other ones." Pfft. OK, guy. But as your story highlights, great sex can occur with people who you would never imagine yourself falling into bed with, let alone getting off with, in your more public life. When you open yourself up to looking past exteriors, a whole new world opens up.

As for me, I've done the overly sketchy swinger bar on the bad side of town, MMF with Fort Hood boys I picked up on 6th street, a professor from my school, water sports and bondage, six drunk teenage girls skinny-dipping and acting upon their lesbian curiosities (I was a teen, too...over 18 you mod folks), and countless other stuff. Regardless of how taboo or naughty things can get, I always find myself getting addicted to the high-chemistry vanilla shit.

But at the end of the day, always remember...trying something once is simply science, twice is perversion.

Watching a couple on their balcony on the other side of the condo complex (on vacation), her sitting in his lap. While they watched us doing the same. Using binoculars to watch each other. He popped first, she stood up, he stuck a couple of fingers in, twirled them around then pulled out and stuck them in the backdoor. That was good enough for me!