whats the craziest place you ever played with yourself?

In a crowded restaurant. My girlfriend and I performed oral sex on each other. We were in an enclosed booth (not latched) she sat on the table and I ate her out. Then she got under the table to blow me. It was risky but fun. I miss those days. Same girl I ate her while sitting on a picnic table in the middle of a crowded campground in Southern Oklahoma. It was late at night but several people wandered by before we got finished. We also did it on a bass boat in the Middle of a lake in broad daylight.

At a concert girlfriend helped me relax. Strip club dressing room.
Elevator. On an airplane at night. Very few people onboard. Bout it.

Empty school bus when I was 10 . Wasn't feeling well during P.E. at the park, so they let me go and sit on the bus ;-)

When I was a teenager working in a shipping department, we had this packaging material that was made for shipping cases of glass vials. It was a soft foam about 7" thick with multiple round holes that went all the way through. It was a small company, so you could lock the bathroom door while occupied. Combine the shipping foam with a liberal dose of liquid hand soap...

Instant Fake Pussy
(at least for a horny-as-hell 18 year old).

They REALLY should've sold that shit in sex-toy shops...

So today I went to the dentist office today to get my cleaning. The Dentist told me it will be about a 15min because they are running behind with another client. I was cold as hell, You know how them dentist offices be freezing sometimes so i asked for a blanket. While waiting in the room I started touching myself thinking Iv never played with myself in a dentist off. So I slowly started rubbing myself, Since I have a blanket now I moved my thong to the side, And started pushing deeper inside of myself... I immediately got real wet. After about 5 min that dang blanket was to much because my body was heated, Fingers wet and Im hot as hell with my legs spread open. As Im fingering myself just about to cum, I hear the dentist by the door so i snatch my fingers out and play normal. While I'm getting my teeth cleaned i can feel my pussy throbbing. longest appt ever.... lol

Squad car, mine, long time ago.