Last Minute Special

I can't tell if this is sarcasm. Originally Posted by Alyssa71

🤔 ... only one way to find out. Are you free next week? 😬

🤔 ... only one way to find out. Are you free next week? 😬 Originally Posted by blamo09

Mmmmmm... Maybe.

I thought you had to pay extra for this sort of stuff... so my scheduling a week in advance is all for nothing? I could have just scheduled last min and gotten the dirty linens, no makeup, and the rushed experience without having to request it? Damn, good to know. whats it take for you to simply answer the door, take my wallet, hand me a flesh-lite and tell me to GTFO? Lol Originally Posted by blamo09

You forgot the used condom on the floor. Hehe

Perhaps there should be a thread in which Houston ladies can make known their availability on such short notice. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Ikr? Still no idea why that snatch forum was ever removed from Houston. It would be extremely useful. Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

There is somewhere...it's called SNATCH. It's been mentioned before, Houston might have tried it and it didn't work out. Originally Posted by Alyssa71

Y'all might want to start a thread inquiring about that.

I can't tell if this is sarcasm. Originally Posted by Alyssa71

It's sarcasm, lols.

I thought you had to pay extra for this sort of stuff... so my scheduling a week in advance is all for nothing? I could have just scheduled last min and gotten the dirty linens, no makeup, and the rushed experience without having to request it? Damn, good to know. whats it take for you to simply answer the door, take my wallet, hand me a flesh-lite and tell me to GTFO? Lol Originally Posted by blamo09

Damnit, the fleshlight special; why didn't I think of that?

Y'all might want to start a thread inquiring about that. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

We do. And have posted in "suggestions for the staff" more than once. They get ignored and never responded to by mods.

train wreck

https://eccie.net/showthread.php?p=3217590#post3217590

train wreck

https://eccie.net/showthread.php?p=3217590#post3217590 Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Just from a quick browse, it looks like the original parameters and format were stupid.

They need to start a formalized ad forum, along with weekend lineup and weekly ads, that we can post in once a day.

Let us say what times that day we are available from (that would make sense, since it's a short notice thread.)

For example, one of the rules could be we have to put that info in our ad title, i.e. "VoH Available Today from 12p-6p for Short Notice" or something like that.

Seems like it would be pretty easy to come up with and moderate, but mods don't feel like it for some reason?

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Seems like it would be pretty easy to come up with and moderate, but mods don't feel like it for some reason? Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

whores can't follow rules.

but with BeeDub having a day job, it might work this time.

And this:.....

How about the second, and third and fourth and.......?

We had many girls who could not follow the rules and just lied about it. They had a cancellation in the morning, so available. Post. Then they had a cancellation in the afternoon, so available. Place another post. Next day, cancellation in the morning, so post. Aftertnoon, cancellation so post. Next day............... I have not figured out how they made a living with that many cancellations.

When you have 20-30 providers doing this every day, time adds up. They were using it solely as an advertising tool and to hell with the rules.

If you saw how many RTM, warning and points are given every day in the areas that have those threads you would be surprised.

We tried it and it will not be returning. Originally Posted by Pistolero

I was actually reading it looking for the special LMAO! Very clever and hilarious,and yes I think most of us can't stand it!

whores can't follow rules.

but with BeeDub having a day job, it might work this time. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

LMFAO you kidder you Don't make me roll myself in flour and force you to make sweet love to me. You and I both know, I was far from the worst offender there. Plus, the rules were very complicated. They were, seriously.

But VOH is right, there needs to be a 3rd ad forum. It should be called something like "Available Today" and providers can only post in there once daily and they have to be advertising availability for that day.

This is a super simple concept and easy to enforce. Hell, I'll moderate that forum. It will be very easy to see who are obeying the forum rules and who are breaking the forum rules.

By the way, my 1:42pm just canceled, so I have one slot to fill this afternoon

By the way, my 1:42pm just canceled, so I have one slot to fill this afternoon Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

Only one slot? I was under the impression BW is more 'open-minded' than that.