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  • jan-w
  • 06-02-2011, 05:56 PM
I had a date with Shae once and I must say she surprised the hell out of me and I love her to this day. I've hated condoms to the point where I have to be uber desperate to venture out. Never have been comfortable with em. So, I can't stand it anymore and I hook up with Shae. We're ready for business and she takes a look and says "we'll need a bigger condom", and reaches into the drawer. Call me stupid but it was a huge difference. I must have been beaming for days. And she's definitely at the top of my list.

Originally Posted by 6ULDV8
That's funny. Whenever they get down to business with me, they take a look and say "Hmm, I'll need to break out the special order peewee sized, have your magnifying glass handy" box.
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God bless your father. And as a former Eagle scout ivelived by the "be prepared" motto for years. And I've had dates not have the appropriate supplies. As upsetting as that may be it doesn't erase the fact that for a want of a $1 item she forfeited countless $200 dates