Girls that don't offer greek

Butt, it looked so f'ing hot:




Welcome to Another Realm. Originally Posted by saustin

That smile with a plug in sure does make it a shame you don’t like the feeling. Damn the bad luck, sure would be nice seeing that smile over your shoulder...

But like with any toy, or in the heat of the moment, the sensation is not the same as a dick, anyway.

An alternative is Italian, aka hotdog-on-a-bun. I’d have to say I prefer it over Greek. Looking down and seeing my little guy slide between a couple of well oiled butt cheeks is a fucking awesome visual. Wish there was more porn out there of it.

DallasRain has some special oil. She does that butt crack stripper slide.

Anal-Eaze? Originally Posted by chicagoboy

That smile with a plug in sure does make it a shame you don’t like the feeling. Damn the bad luck, sure would be nice seeing that smile over your shoulder... Originally Posted by LA Man

Wow...you sure dug to find that one...

That was a new you a friend bought me....its tiny...but it did hurt my tiny star fish....im zero tolerance for butt pain...

An alternative is Italian, aka hotdog-on-a-bun. I’d have to say I prefer it over Greek. Looking down and seeing my little guy slide between a couple of well oiled butt cheeks is a fucking awesome visual. Wish there was more porn out there of it. Originally Posted by Satyrrical

Now this! This sounds hot...while i don't like it up my ass...i do like my ass touched, licked, ect.....that feels oh so nice... especially bent over in doggy.....yassss

Great question...and you're probably right...it was a butt plug up there ..thats how I know what something up my ass feels like.... Originally Posted by Analeese

Once a year, the urologist says the same thing to me. It's been going on for, I don't know, maybe ten years now? Anyway, I wish he'd come up with a new line. He says, "Okay, drop your pants and turn around, and we'll check the oil." And that's how I know how it feels. Doesn't feel good, either. And then, after a few unpleasant seconds, I hear: "It's big, but it doesn't feel like cancer."

And the next day ... no phone call. No text. No card. No flowers or chocolates. I feel so used!

I was under the impression that you ladies' doctors do that to you, too. Am I mistaken?

Once a year, the urologist says the same thing to me. It's been going on for, I don't know, maybe ten years now? Anyway, I wish he'd come up with a new line. He says, "Okay, drop your pants and turn around, and we'll check the oil." And that's how I know how it feels. Doesn't feel good, either. And then, after a few unpleasant seconds, I hear: "It's big, but it doesn't feel like cancer."

And the next day ... no phone call. No text. No card. No flowers or chocolates. I feel so used!

I was under the impression that you ladies' doctors do that to you, too. Am I mistaken? Originally Posted by James1588

My doc hasn't put her hands near my booty hole....im 32..maybe with age that comes...idk..but I guess I will find out eventually huh ...

Analeese, it’s because you do not have a prostrate. The “finger wave” is a prostate exam.

Lol..... hate the yearly exam. First time I got one I moaned. Dr said “oh I see you enjoy that”. I was so embarrassed

I accuse mine of retrieving his Rolex. He says: "Just winding it."

I had the finger wave a few times. It doesn't hurt, but the quart of grease they leave in your butt crack isn't fun to clean up. They give you 1 tissue to clean up all that lube. I just go home and crank up the pressure washer to get it all off.

Lol..... hate the yearly exam. First time I got one I moaned. Dr said “oh I see you enjoy that”. I was so embarrassed Originally Posted by soldierboy44

Mine joked about not bringing me flowers...

Great question...and you're probably right...it was a butt plug up there ..thats how I know what something up my ass feels like.... Originally Posted by Analeese

What ever happened to the trainer you found?

Mmmm yep Warp and Satyrical
I have an ass made for those oily butt slides...so much sexy funnnnnn

Analeese..cute tail
I dont do greek on me BUT dont mind a smallish toy inside my booty.... I found some furry tails that have beginner size plugs so I might try those