How did everyone come up with their name

I'm Batman.

Inspired by 007 and from a few friends from college, 220 stands for:

2econd 2 n0ne

From the battery commercial and to quote Captain America from the First Avenger movie “I could do this all day.”

Moved from Detroit.

Superbad

My dog walked in the room and his name is Bandit. James Bond movie was on TV.

Just came up with the most generic name possible.

A clever double entendre, reflecting the realities of age and performance enhancing drugs. Poppa_Viagra.

My initials and my state.

I love, cute chubby girls

Favorite band from college

After a 52-hour birth labor, my momma put “Prolongus” on the birth certificate.





Wait...we aren’t supposed to use our real names here? Shit....

I threw darts at a magazine and they landed on Jim Kelly’s crotch. Thus Jimballs12 was born. Originally Posted by jimballs12

Weird... I got mine from throwing darts at photos in magazines too!

One landed on a picture of a Knight.
Another landed on a picture of Axl Rose.
The final landed on a picture of the Winter Soldier, who I use as my avatar because he looks cool.

8years ago, while bored at work, I looked up porn names. Lynn seemed to be common (you know ladies like Amber Lynn, Ginger Lynn) Didn't see anything that started with an L at the time and Boom! Laura Lynn was born.

A reference to my status in the family (liked it better than black sheep)