Dear Spanky

Dear Spanky

Did U2 ever find what they were looking for? Originally Posted by Joebillybob

In fact they did not. They still haven’t found it.

Dear Spanky:

Do you think Eddie Van Halen was a fool for divorcing Barbara Bertinelli?

Dear Spanky:

Do you think Eddie Van Halen was a fool for divorcing Barbara Bertinelli? Originally Posted by arealone

Ahem it’s Valerie Bertinelli. Her poster helped me thru many nights....

dear Spanky

Will the blues win tonight or does hell freeze over?

I think your best option here is going to be setting up a defense perimeter of bug zappers backed by homemade flamethrowers triggered by motion detectors. Just be careful where you step.

Or you could nuke them from orbit - it’s the only way to be sure.

Aside from that, I’d go with the citronella. OFF is effective but I hate the smell. Originally Posted by SpankyJ

excellent advice sir. that is why i asked. i knew you could solve it.

Dear Spanky, what is the deal with all the pregnant providers? Some of these ladies are working all the way into the ninth month. Im not sure I would want to be the client in the middle of a session when the water breaks. Originally Posted by Ruston

hahaha i have a great story about this. happened during one of my bannings. good times.

dear Spanky

Will the blues win tonight or does hell freeze over? Originally Posted by Joebillybob

Well they aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive. But I’ll say they win.

BTW what sport are we talking about? I’m not much of a sportsball guy...

Dear Spanky:

Do you think Eddie Van Halen was a fool for divorcing Barbara Bertinelli? Originally Posted by arealone

Well, she was really cute back in the day. Haven’t seen a recent pic. He probably was a fool in that she likely got half. But then half of a lot is still a lot.

Well, she was really cute back in the day. Haven’t seen a recent pic. He probably was a fool in that she likely got half. But then half of a lot is still a lot. Originally Posted by SpankyJ

Valerie Bertinelli

In Jethro Tull’s Cross Eyed Mary ,is jack-knife barber Marys father or just a poor man she helps get along, they clearly take the money from the rich man. If you are not familiar with the lyrics, just google cross eyed Mary.

In Jethro Tull’s Cross Eyed Mary ,is jack-knife barber Marys father or just a poor man she helps get along, they clearly take the money from the rich man. If you are not familiar with the lyrics, just google cross eyed Mary. Originally Posted by Johnnytricks

The more I delve into the lyrics of the song, the more I don't think it can be discussed here without incurring a nuclear violation. But as for the jack-knife barber I would say the meaning is deliberately obfuscated so it could mean several different things.

Spanky ,purveyor of wisdom, why are no ladies chiming in?

Also what gives I will be in the NWA area this weekend & have sent messages to 4 ladies & none have responded. I sent the pm out 48 hours ago so enough time has been given

Spanky ,purveyor of wisdom, why are no ladies chiming in? Originally Posted by WMJ4657

Apparently they don't agree that I'm a purveyor of wisdom. I don't blame them.

Also what gives I will be in the NWA area this weekend & have sent messages to 4 ladies & none have responded. I sent the pm out 48 hours ago so enough time has been given Originally Posted by WMJ4657

It is always frustrating when that happens. I suspect a lot of different reasons but my impression is that the main one is that some of them have other gigs and aren't available full time for this, so don't pay much attention to their phones on the days when they know they won't be available. Just a hypothesis about one possible reason of potentially many.

The more I delve into the lyrics of the song, the more I don't think it can be discussed here without incurring a nuclear violation. But as for the jack-knife barber I would say the meaning is deliberately obfuscated so it could mean several different things. Originally Posted by SpankyJ

That’s what I thought also. But it has been played on classic rock stations for years. Heard it today , never heard any kinda complaints about the song. Thanks for your opinion

That’s what I thought also. But it has been played on classic rock stations for years. Heard it today , never heard any kinda complaints about the song. Thanks for your opinion Originally Posted by Johnnytricks

Yeah. I mean it's not obvious enough that I think anyone would complain about it just from hearing the song. But once you look at the lyrics for a bit you start to say "whoa...what's going on here?" Surprisingly it's the first time I've heard it. I'm usually a big classic rock guy. Never was into Jethro Tull so much though.