The Auto Repair Insurance Sales Call

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Hellooooo, this is Ann.
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I’m really surprised that any of you answer calls from numbers you don’t recognize. I get two or three span calls a day. Easy to tell who they are because they don’t leave a message. Do you ever get a call from an unknown number that is someone you want to talk to? If so, wouldn’t it work just as well to,let them leave a message and call back.

TTH, I couldn't agree with you more. I know people who JUMP out of their chair to answer an unknown number only to find out its a sales call of some type. They never say "Put me on your 'do not call list'" or block the number. But I have to hear 5 seconds of irratated banter of how they can't stop these calls. I just told you how to stop a lot of it. And they say I don't listen.

Yup ^^^^^ ""can't fix stupid " ""

I love fucking with the guys that call from "microsoft" to tell me I have a virus. Spent 45 min on the phone with one dude as he walked me through how to diagnose the issue. Hung up on me when he figured out I had a apple.. Originally Posted by MojoR

I always think thats so thoughtful of Microsoft to monitor my computer for me 24/7 and personally call me to alert me of an issue.

I love stringing along the guy and act like I'm actually going to whatever website he's trying to get me to go to and input information...all while never even being at a computer. I'm just asking him what I should see and agree.

All the while I'm interrupting the conversation to yell at my "kid" in the background for surfing porn and fuckin up the computer with viruses.

Then I interrupt with, hold on my netflix popped up let me see if any good new shows were released. Then start asking them if they've seen certain shows, if not I start giving them the plot on it and I'll even ask them if they have any recommendations I can add to my watch list.

Every time I'm one click away from where they want me to be I divert the convo to some other random shit...they get so frustrated and I'm just having a good laugh the whole time. It's amazing how long they'll hang in there with all of the shenanigans...I finally just have to hang up on them.

The ''I can lower your credit card interest rate'' scam is hilarious. If you owe at least $5,000. They ask for your card # and expiration, to ''verify''.

I fooled them a few months ago, they cursed me after I tied them up for 15 minutes. Yesterday they called, I rattled off a 16 digit number, and they hung up. They knew my numbers didn't match what could be a ''good'' Visa number

""" what color underwear do you have on "" click

i get a bunch of telemarketer calls that leave voice msgs - in spanish attempting to sell me auto warranty pgm.

even get some voice msgs in chinese.

it's robots so they're not out any time, just some kilowatts.

Got another ''we can lower your interest rate call'' yesterday. I told the guy I wanted a higher rate. ''Yoo wunt a higher rate''??! I said yes. ''You need a clue, you Son of a Bitch'', he told me. I knew he was about to hang up, and he did, but not before I quickly returned ''fuck you Indian shithead''!

I'm catching on...
Sales call today. "What make and model is your car?" Me: "a 2010 Cadillac Asswipe". She repeated, "a 2010 Cadillac Asswipe?" "Yes" I said. When I told her it had 520,000 miles on it she hung up.

My absolute favorite calls are the ones from "the IRS" or "Social Security Adminstration" informing me that my SSN has been used in a fraudulent crime and currently under investigation and will be suspended. Press 1 for more information to be connected to an investigating officer.

Let the games begin.

Please officer, I'm not involved in anything criminal. I'll do anything to avoid being arrested or have me SSN "frozen." [Whatever the fuck that means?]. If I have the time, I'll keep them on the phone for over 45 minutes until I get to the 2nd phone call, where I'm beyond the spoofed number that they used to initially call me. Now, I've got a number to contact them. Then, I'll go to any other phone I get my hands on. Public phone in a hospital. Office phone at an oil change place. Have my friends calls. Write it on the bathroom stall, "free blowjobs!" I'll prank call their asses, until I get bored.

It usually goes, "HEY, DIDNT I FUCK YOUR MOM IN THE ASS FOR $20 and SHE GAVE ME CHANGE BACK?"

In fact, the next time they call and I get this far, I'll post the number here so everyone can have some fun too.

Boys with too much time on their hands.
Made for a very fun read. Thanks.

I got 3 calls today, from the ''your Apple account has been compromised'' people. Started innocently, with my asking if they were red delicious apples, or green apples? The accent on the other end was thick, but I did understand ''fuck you'' before the Indian hung up.

Call #3 (the 3rd call in one hour) disintegrated fast. I said I wanted an Indian who sucked dick, he met me insult-to-insult for about 8 minutes. He said I want to fuck your daughter, bring her to me, I love white skin, I love American girls, LOL, as I'm calling him a Fag who doesn't like girls, telling him he stinks and doesn't bathe, he said bring your daughter over to smell me, LOL. He finally hung up, sounded like someone in the background was calling out for him to hang up. I think he and I could have traded insults for an hour.