Ideas for entertainment

boardman's Avatar
^^^^^ Just curious, how many of your nine have you used up?

Me personally.....I only have one but have circled the drain a time or two.....some floaters are hard to flush...... Originally Posted by Russ38
I don’t think it’s that he has 9 lives or more or how many he has used up. He’s more like the Un-dead. Hard AF to kill. Originally Posted by ZantannaParella

Yep, I'll always be on life #1... or #9.
That might splain it......Fucking Pet Cemetery shit.....along with the goats as well..... Originally Posted by Russ38
I’m sure this is gonna make me look kinda bad to some who might not know what the hell I'm talking about but all is good. IDGAF.

reading over this highly entertaining yet totally off topic thread except that OP was looking for entertaining ideas and well we just made this post entertaining, a thought about your goat problem came into my head. Now hear me out. This might sound sick but if you think about it it would be entertaining AF for like minded peeps such as ourselves.

Maybe a stick of TNT up the A hole of each problem goat would take care of em. And just think of the slow mo vids I could take!!! That would be entertaining right? Or is it just me? Maybe insomnia is affecting my idea of entertainment. Lol
Bankshot's Avatar
I think something along those lines was discussed offline. I'll give you the honor of lighting the fuse since you have the lighter. Haha
Did y'all discuss shoving TNT up the goats asses before I showed up? Damn. Y'all are sick AF. Haha :-)
Bankshot's Avatar
Wasn't goats but something along those lines
Ahhhhhh. Yes. It was worse than a goat. Strange little creature. Still not sure what exactly it is but it’s a creepy little annoying dipshit of an animal. Really should be extinct. And I do believe that TNT up the ass would take care of it. Make the world a better place.
boardman's Avatar
Goats serve a purpose if you have a pasture full of weeds. Beyond that they are the cockroaches of mammalians.
  • pxmcc
  • 10-17-2019, 06:59 AM
damn. real badasses hunt mountain goats in 5 foot deep snow drifts on steep mountainsides with a bow at thirty yards, wearing only a t-shirt and shorts. i am not a real badass btw, just a clown on a mountain bike tryna pick up non-clockwatching, good menu having, fair donation requiring, slim BSWs with big booties and perky b cups-aka unicorns-not to be confused with bsc SWs..

placing a fat stick of tnt uitgb will make neither peta nor the goat overly happy. like, even a lil. can i vid the poor fool who has the job of inserting the stick of dynamite uitgb, plz. gotta be the worst job ever, after removing a hook from a 1200 pound female tiger shark's mouth whose coming off a crash paleo diet (stop being such a baby and reach in to the shark's mouth and get the damn hook already-just git er done, u damn pussy..), declawing an untranquilized liger in heat, "adopting" a cute baby grizzly bear while momma bear looks on "approvingly-ish", or explaining on the 5 o'clock "fake news" why you forced a stick of tnt uitgb to a peta rep and the listening audience. like, way fetishy, and how do you even know that's the goat's kink; he may just be a garden-variety cross-dresser..

my sister's goat is such a baller he literally stresses tf out of their 200 pound pot-bellied pig. (mmm bacon makes everything better, except for 5guys' shakes, imo. pro tip: try the everything else but bacon shake-same price as the vanilla.) any idea what a badass you need to be to stress out a 200 pound SSBBPBP well-named pot-bellied pig tho..

(footnote: SSBBPBP is a super-sized, big beautiful pot-bellied pig, fyi..)
boardman's Avatar
100 yards with a bow?
That's not a badass that's a dumbass unethical hunter.
  • pxmcc
  • 10-17-2019, 07:40 AM
too easy lol? my bad..
i meant 30 yards or 100 feet-ish. good catch cat-man-du!
Russ38's Avatar

Maybe a stick of TNT up the A hole of each problem goat would take care of em. And just think of the slow mo vids I could take!!! That would be entertaining right? Originally Posted by ZantannaParella
That would be entertaining for sure....but even better....if Slit, being the resourceful fuck he is could score some C4 with a cell phone detonator to shove up the goats ass?...that would be a fucking party all day long.....ijs
Slitlikr's Avatar
Done deal Russ!
Now we need a goat roper.
Omg y'all are getting me so Hawt and bothered. I got this slit. I'll wrangle the bastards. I've been in my share of rodeos so I feel qualified. Well that and having kids. Lol
Bring that camera u got that takes awesome pics and vids and I'll use my slow mo vid. This will need to be documented. It's not everyday you see a goat with C4 up it's ass getting blown up. Y'all pick a day. I'll be there
  • pxmcc
  • 10-18-2019, 01:47 AM
this poor goat. 1 minute it's tnt uitgb, next it's c4. hopefully you all have a nice long fuse..

anyway know how semen is obtained from bulls?
Ummm no need for a long fuse. That's where the cell phone detonator comes in! Haha

And yes. I do. They use a mount with a fake vagina and one poor dude or chick whose job is getting the penis in it. Guess that could be called a Bull fluffer