Since we’re going there, something I’ve always wondered about the girls who say they’ll shower with the guy to make sure he’s clean:
So, does the guy clean his ass while you’re standing in front of him? If so, doesn’t that kind of kill the mood? What if the guy hall-asses it (pun intended)? Do you then reach around with the wash cloth and do it for him?
Hand me the wash cloth and send me to the shower by myself. I’m capable of washing my own private areas, thank you very much.