Epicurious Goes Woke: Halts beef recipes to be more "Pro-Planet"

I am trying to eat more of a plant based diet, because it's healthier, and, more importantly because cows fart. And pigs fart. And chickens fart. And even fish make bubbly little farts. And my beloved, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, wants to stop greenhouse gas emissions from livestock. Yes, I often yearn for a hamburger or ribs, or a ribeye steak. Medium rare. But true love is more important than the temporary high you get from consuming lots of animal fat. You have to make sacrifices for your significant other. And while I haven't met her yet, I'm laying the groundwork for a successful relationship, starting with my diet.


AOC explains why ‘farting cows’ were considered in Green New Deal
https://nypost.com/2019/02/22/aoc-ex...reen-new-deal/ Originally Posted by Tiny

Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez farts too. Maybe she should be culled from the herd? I'm sure that Maxine Waters farts like 53 Chevy.

Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez farts too. Maybe she should be culled from the herd? I'm sure that Maxine Waters farts like 53 Chevy. Originally Posted by the_real_Barleycorn

That's a thought. However if she becomes my baby momma, I'll buy enough carbon offset credits so we won't have to waste her to save the climate. That's AOC btw, not Maxine Waters.

maxine washit is an old hag. heck she's ugly. who'd wanna pop her? maybe that is more YR's babe?

maxine washit is an old hag. heck she's ugly. who'd wanna pop her? maybe that is more YR's babe? Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

I would not fuck Maxine Waters and that's saying something. There's an outside chance Winn Dixie would. He's into grudge fucks with politicians he hates. But I believe Maxine would be a bridge too far, even for him.

Popping that thang open would be like opening the Tomb of the Pharaohs...