Say what you do and do what you say.

seriously?
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Absolutely not.

Completely NON-seriously!
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I don't agree with your feelings regarding the bikini, but this is a valid example. And yes, there is a difference. Originally Posted by Doove
surprise. I agree with that. brooke that is. When I read the ad


that is what I thought one of the picks should have been. With the face out of view. When I googled pick polka dot bikini, It was hard not to use another pic.
Maybe not to me. But others that looks just fine. I could see the BBW guys going for that. Even as this one is slim for a BBW label.

But what if the ad said spinner. Well nether pic is a spinner(this or BP bikini ad). Maybe she can spin. but not a spinner.
Spinner is was being asked for in ISO also. A providers name was put out as a spinner. That provider was to tall for spinner. But she can spin a bit. Not very well, shes is to tall.
yup way to tall. Her ad says something about crazy mood and dire ya to call. She is a bit mmmmm Conservative. But when she says in a crazy mood. Yup she is, and the dare ya. Is a second warring

This one talks about curves. Shes got them. Dam she been working out. I may have to give her a 2nd look

Ok they are from the BP ads I posted, top Hunter as Kate. And Anita as. well Anita.

But the BP ads from this pair do not say something they are not. And showing they got what they are saying. Well Anita's does anyways. How does one put in a pic currently crazy. When not always crazy.

But in the bikini ad. It would have been nice to have one pic in a bikini. And let the viewer decide.

Anita I like the road work on the curves. What is the work out machine NB almost killed himself on. That you are using. I should try it out.
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  • Doove
  • 08-27-2011, 09:17 AM
HUH? Originally Posted by GP
Just pointing out that your attitude towards providers who post that they're retiring, only to not, doesn't appear consistent with your attitude towards hobbyists who do the same thing. Unless, of course, i'm simply not recalling your sarcastic posts directed at your buddy who went on a 2 month retirement tour - for a retirement that lasted all of about 3 weeks.

I think Isis was right.

But in the bikini ad. It would have been nice to have one pic in a bikini. And let the viewer decide. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
I guess i just have a tough time getting all worked up over the idea that someone may post an ad claiming to be a long legged blonde, while not posting a picture of her legs.
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  • GP
  • 08-27-2011, 10:15 AM
Just pointing out that your attitude towards providers who post that they're retiring, only to not, doesn't appear consistent with your attitude towards hobbyists who do the same thing. Unless, of course, i'm simply not recalling your sarcastic posts directed at your buddy who went on a 2 month retirement tour - for a retirement that lasted all of about 3 weeks.

I think Isis was right. Originally Posted by Doove
Not sure what Isis has to do with anything, but I am very happy you are concerned about my consistency.
ill just keep my ads on backpage simple...

Name- does it matter
height- taller than an elf..i think..
age-older than dirt
location- you'll see when you get here
haircolor- you tell me
telenumber-the one im using today is....
contact- however the heck you feel like contacting me
activities-i can see..and i wont fall asleep on you..
rates-make an offer we can both smile about
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I guess i just have a tough time getting all worked up over the idea that someone may post an ad claiming to be a long legged blonde, while not posting a picture of her legs. Originally Posted by Doove
Look at it this way I see long legs in the body of text in the ad. Then the pic's have no leg shot. I ant going. And if I did and find that IMHO she ant got leg. Then you now have one unhappy camper.

Now some gals do not care about repeat. Of them some are well just that way. willing to do a bit of a scam to get ya in the door. But right there with them you will find the big time scammers and robbers.

So was it a bit of a scam , and you will have a good time anyways. Or are you about to get robbed.


And Anita's post that funny, but for some it will work. you may get more guys you do not want to meet. And it would be funny as hell when it shows up in ISO.
lol..thanks osd..I have found most men that call from my bp ads are very sweet to me...
they screen.. they book... they happy..they come back.. i call them my 4 t's men...
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  • Doove
  • 08-27-2011, 12:00 PM
Look at it this way I see long legs in the body of text in the ad. Then the pic's have no leg shot. I ant going. And if I did and find that IMHO she ant got leg. Then you now have one unhappy camper. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
You need to make up your mind as to whether your complaint is that the ad was misleading, or that the ad didn't have a bikini photo simply because she claimed to have a bikini body.

If you think the ad was misleading, then you're not very observant. If you think any claim relying on mental imagery needs to be backed up using any props mentioned in that claim, then you're just nitpicking an ad to death.
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Bikinis come in all sizes. Kudos to her for being brave and honest. Guys would be pissed off if she didn't show her body. I can attest that there are Gents that are into Ladies of all sizes Sexxxy is an attitude just as much as a state of being.
I am without a doubt absolutely gorgeous no matter what size I am and only chose to have one small face pic on here because this isn't a secure site like the main site I use. If all of you guys think we should post a bunch of pics of our faces you should post pics of yours as well. Don't demean a girl for being honest and showing her real body instead of a bait and switch pic. I would be more than happy to comment about all of your your bodies if you would like to post pics, I'm sure you all have the bodies of Brock Lesnar and faces like David Beckham so you have all the room in the world to talk


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And your 'ing for the sake of 'ing in my eyes right now. But I have been guilty of that also(so no problem). And you have to nitpick every ad on BP. That's why I do not shop on BP. I shop in bars with ECCIE as a backup plan.

Its to much work and guessing on there for me. But BP does bring in work for the gals. But if I was to shop on BP. sorry I will not see a gal that says something about her looks and then not show it off in a pic. If your ok with that Not my problem. its a buyer beware thing.

Some guys like larger in a bikini. I like stick with tits to fit with a bit of fat in a bikini. So why bring it up and not let the viewer make up his/her own mind.

Some like a big butt. Others like a small butt. If a gals says I got a great butt. Then there best be a butt shot in ad. I like average to little butt. But then how is one to tell what my idea of average is. A good gal does not want to disappoint ya. So why would a gal want me to show up if she got a great butt. But its not my idea of a great butt. How ever if its not my idea of a great butt I may still show. If there are other things that are my idea of good. And even if I know she ant go my kinda butt. I'm ok with it as I knew that in the first place. But If I was a real butt kinda guy I would not. hay I, a leg guy. two of the 3 I see have short legs. I like long leg. mmm one of the shorty's does have great leg but to short for me. But I her idea of sex. mmm the other shorty has a bad ass attitude I like. So I must be looking at something more then skin deep.

But if I was a real bikini or ass man. Dam it show me. Is that really to much to ask.

edit: Lexxy, you go girl tell him how it is. I like your Attitude.
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Lexxy, you go girl tell him how it is. I like your Attitude. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Thank you love, I call it like I see it, I'm a fire crotch *Giggle*.
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  • GP
  • 08-27-2011, 01:38 PM
+1 for the fire crotch LOL
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And your 'ing for the sake of 'ing in my eyes right now. But I have been guilty of that also(so no problem). Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
It seems to me like about 80% of the posts on here lately represent this phenomenon.