GSO3 Clinical Trial

Just wondering what the purpose of this clinical study is? What good does it do the public? What new medicine or cures will come of this? Originally Posted by simpleton

I'm a little concerned at the lack of updates. Has DH suffered overexposure to the GS03 or worse, Wayward forbid, Joanie coaxed him into the pit?

The excitement over my clinical trial is very flattering.............but, it took forever to clean up the cage.

I can't fret over the side theatrics..........I have some experimenting to do.

simpleton, how can you be so short sighted? This clinical trial may be the cure for carpetbaggeritis.

But, I digress...............back to the clinical trial.

Day 5

I have removed the 3 blind mice............Joanie ruined them for any further experiments........this seems to be a trend with him.

I will now place Joanie with some other rodents to observe how well he gets along with others.

How do the 3 blind mice run? Is it funny when they run into the bars on the cage? and can they find the cheese or do you have to put it right under their nose?

How do the 3 blind mice run? Is it funny when they run into the bars on the cage? and can they find the cheese or do you have to put it right under their nose? Originally Posted by simpleton

You're gonna have to buy the DVD!

You're gonna have to buy the DVD! Originally Posted by boardman

does anyone have a bootleg copy they could post?

simpleton, I thinck the bug has a bootleg photo of the cover.

boardman is correct. The new DVD is now on EBay............it is titled "Shit on a Hot Tin Roof". It is not for the weak.

But, as Joanie is demonstrating to us.............it takes all kinds.

Back to the clinical observations.........

I have placed Joanie in a large cage with some local rodents. I will rotate rodents in and out of the cage to observe Joanie's interaction with others.

I made some immediate observations...........Joanie runs around to each rodent and compares the size of his peepee to theirs. For the most part, the local rodents ignore him.

When Joanie does get a local rodent to acknowledge his presence, he sucks in his stomach and scratches his scrotum.

For the most part, the local rodents ignore him.

When Joanie does get a local rodent to acknowledge his presence, he sucks in his stomach and scratches his scrotum. Originally Posted by dearhunter

So do all the local rodents suffer from Anti Social Personality Disorder or is Joanie just an ANOyiNg little fucker with a tiny pee pee?

Maybe the locals just need a new toy to play with.

So do all the local rodents suffer from Anti Social Personality Disorder or is Joanie just an ANOyiNg little fucker with a tiny pee pee?

Maybe the locals just need a new toy to play with. Originally Posted by boardman

I fear I have neither the inclination or the patience to do a clinical trial on the local rodents...........although, I have been known to experiment with them on ocassion.

Back to the clinical trial.........

Joanie gets very frustrated when the local rodents ignore him.

I have notice him pushing rodents toward the GSO3 bottle hanging from the cage.

One particular rodent gave him a little pat on the head. Joanie ran over to the GSO3 and started rubbing it all over his fur......then tried to do the same for the local rodent.

They then proceeded to rub each others nut sack with GSO3. But, when the local rodent tried to mount Joanie, he ran away.............the poor local rodent was quite confused by the mixed signals.

The rest of the local rodents pretty much ignored the little fagfest.

So do all the local rodents suffer from Anti Social Personality Disorder or is Joanie just an ANOyiNg little fucker with a tiny pee pee?

Maybe the locals just need a new toy to play with. Originally Posted by boardman

Well, carkido has been in absentia lately. I'm just saying...

Excellent catch TexasGator! Where is our OASPDBB? when we need him most, we are breaking new ground here going where no one has (wait that's William Shatner in my head STFU and get out Bill!)

Where is the man, the myth the legend ?

hmmmmmmm

I wonder if he is off scratching his scrotum.............I'm just saying.

Back to todays experiment.

I have made some interesting observations in the cage today.

I have come to the conclussion that Joanie has a "small peepee" complex.

Joanie has settled down into a routine. He will sit in front of the mirror rubbing GSO3 on his scrotum. He will then see one of the local rodents exercising in the wheel and run over to join in.

Joanie seems oblivious to his irritating behavior. When he is rebuffed by a rodent, he starts dry humping the rodents leg.........peeking in between its legs to see if he is getting a rise from his efforts.

One of the local rodents has Joanie all excited. I can only describe it as a man-crush...............I'm just saying.

I wil now remove the local male rodents and observe how Joanie reacts.

Science when used properly is beautiful even when it gets ugly.

hmmmmmmm

I wonder if he is off scratching his scrotum.............I'm just saying.

Back to todays experiment.

I have made some interesting observations in the cage today.

I have come to the conclussion that Joanie has a "small peepee" complex.

Joanie has settled down into a routine. He will sit in front of the mirror rubbing GSO3 on his scrotum. He will then see one of the local rodents exercising in the wheel and run over to join in.

Joanie seems oblivious to his irritating behavior. When he is rebuffed by a rodent, he starts dry humping the rodents leg.........peeking in between its legs to see if he is getting a rise from his efforts.

One of the local rodents has Joanie all excited. I can only describe it as a man-crush...............I'm just saying.

I wil now remove the local male rodents and observe how Joanie reacts. Originally Posted by dearhunter

Professor dh (aka Mr. SoFiaofhouston): Far be it from me to profess knowledge of scientific experiments, but I was wondering if you've given any thought to throwing a gerbil in to the mix to determine if various rodent species have different reactions to the GSO3; or whether Joanie takes up "felching" as a new hobby?

Just thinking out loud. Armageddon!

We can not post about Armageddon TG, but if a gentle reader googled "Armageddon radio" by mistake....

While it is not properly foot noted, it may have been an early GSO3 experiment.