whats everyones thoughts on a john review

I don't know girl...I love me some Dick Curry with Pineapple. Originally Posted by London Rayne
There....that's more like it!!
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Shit my feelings are hurt. I believe every fake(I mean real) orgasm my great fucking induces. They tell me I am a master fucker. They say I have the best cock they have ever seen. They even laugh at my jokes. That should be proof in itself. I am thinking about running classes in how to make a provider cum or I may call the class " How to show them a fat wallet". How dare you ever question my ability. Originally Posted by burkalini
Wait...What? That's what they tell me Burk! How can that be?
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Shit my feelings are hurt. I believe every fake(I mean real) orgasm my great fucking induces. They tell me I am a master fucker. They say I have the best cock they have ever seen. They even laugh at my jokes. That should be proof in itself. I am thinking about running classes in how to make a provider cum or I may call the class " How to show them a fat wallet". How dare you ever question my ability. Originally Posted by burkalini
Wait...What? That's what they tell me Burk! How can that be? Originally Posted by Chica Chaser
It’s because you both use the same lubricate! LOL
wcdann's Avatar
hahaha now thats funny
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It’s because you both use the same lubricate! LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking

Thinking about upping it to WD-80
simpleton's Avatar
Thinking about upping it to WD-80 Originally Posted by burkalini
Is there really such a thing? I would hate to be using wd-40 all these years when I should have been using wd-80.
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Is there really such a thing? I would hate to be using wd-40 all these years when I should have been using wd-80. Originally Posted by simpleton
Nope but there should be.
Is there really such a thing? I would hate to be using wd-40 all these years when I should have been using wd-80. Originally Posted by simpleton
It just struck me incredibly funny that someone with your "handle" would ask that question.....maybe it's just me......
sixxbach's Avatar
why do you care if the ladies have another screening tool?

sixx
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Shit my feelings are hurt. I believe every fake(I mean real) orgasm my great fucking induces. They tell me I am a master fucker. They say I have the best cock they have ever seen. They even laugh at my jokes. That should be proof in itself. I am thinking about running classes in how to make a provider cum or I may call the class " How to show them a fat wallet". How dare you ever question my ability. Originally Posted by burkalini
Well Burk....you may very well be that darn good, but I am not an easy cum. I was actually 25 when I had my first with a man.
I am not an easy cum. I was actually 25 when I had my first... Originally Posted by London Rayne
Ha, I got you beat, London! I had my first orgasm around 11 or so!

Of course I didn't have one with a woman in the room for another 5 years, but let's not get into that.
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Well Burk....you may very well be that darn good, but I am not an easy cum. I was actually 25 when I had my first with a man. Originally Posted by London Rayne
It's all about patience shorty. If you got the time for me then I got the orgasm for you.
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It just struck me incredibly funny that someone with your "handle" would ask that question.....maybe it's just me...... Originally Posted by Ed Highlight
That's ok. Nobody has ever confused me for being the smartest person in the room.
Wicket's Avatar
I wrote a few on an old board.
We did the girly version of graphic details. Originally Posted by lilred_robin
I had forgetten about that board. I'm guessing that there are a couple of reviews of me still on there.
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Miss Vixxen on the east coast writes hobbyist reviews. You can go to her website http://www.missvixxengfe.com/, click on the "Reviews" tab and then select "Ms. Vixxen's Personal Forum and Blog." You'll find the review sub-forum there.