When I show up in my favorite Kmart clothes, and count all the toothpicks
she droped on the floor, and get the number right.
She then looks deeply into my one good eye and sais " Your so smart and cute "
I then take her in my arms and whisper ever so sweetly and softly in her ear
"Of course im an excellent driver, an excellent back seat driver "
I do make an impression, then i get up and the seat cushion returns
to normal.