Because I am the Fucking prophet.......

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Well hell yes he turned a profit. Only suckers buck the tiger's; odds all on the house.

Maybe the real question should be, if the Pharaoh's were good shepherds would we really need Prophets? Originally Posted by Wayward
Of course not. A corolary to that is: if this one pharaoh had been good shepherd, we would not have migrated to this particular board.

Then again, if he had been good shepherd, we wouldn't witness a high comedy of having the pharaoh tell the fucken prophet that he'd be a much better prophet if he wrote more reviews.
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All they need is a firm hand and a steady leader



and they will remain....happ y sheep.
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Pharaoh? Don't shoot the messenger since

The Queen of De Nile

never paid any attention to the plagues in her software/database.
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  • meryt
  • 03-31-2010, 12:34 PM
The Queen of De Nile never paid any attention to the plagues in her software/database. Originally Posted by ck1942
Did YHWH send those plagues because Pharaoh had hardened his heart to the children of Israel?
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You should have played with us on the Y, we gave you several months...

We all make mistakes the key is what you do next, Pharaohs, Prophets and Padres. We can do it here but it will just be so annoyingly polite. But let's talk about reviews for a moment and explore that issue with out straying off topic. Is it just reviews that matter so much or accurate ones? If someone is shilling would pointing that out be of more or less valuable than writing one? Where do you stand on a topic that is fascinating to me, having been around for a while and even flirting with Pharaoh-ness at times, would it shock you skipper to learn that women have wanted me to write reviews of them? Even to the point where payment for their time was less of an issue or perhaps not an issue at all?

It could be my rakish good looks or incredible charm (sarcasm) that singled me out?

I would find it surprising that being not only skipper, but also social director that this might not have come up on occasion. However lets set that aside for a moment and explore another branch of the tainted review tree. Does the Pharaoh get the same service that the brick layer gets? Or the humble scribe? Does writing reviews carry no responsibility other that getting free BCD credit? Should someone be writing me a wisdom check on a quarterly basis or do I too owe a certain number of reviews? Or does that only come up when light is pointed in your direction?
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Pharaoh? Don't shoot the messenger since

The Queen of De Nile

never paid any attention to the plagues in her software/database. Originally Posted by ck1942
Pharaoh, please. The software problems that the late P had have nothing to do with the fact that everybody migrated to a board where you have a zero say on day to day operations. Compare and contrast a sad state of your homie2 board today with the way it used to be a year ago when the P was down for a few months. Big difference. Have you ever stopped, paused and asked yourself "why"? - and if you had, did you come to a conclusion that they all must hate you because you're smart, suave and pretty? If not, read on:

Let me be very clear what MY beef is with you. For several years, strip club section of Houston board at the P was among the liveliest on the board. The traffic did go down after Satin left in 2005, but it was still chugging along thanks to Pornstaro. Once he left the board, it didn't take you long to decide that, even though it ain't broke, it must be fixed. You removed the BCD credits for strip club reviews. We protested. You locked the thread. Your own moderator Hambone protested. You didn't listen. Your own moderator Hambone asked us regular strip club contributors via PM, to vote in a poll to reinstate BCD credit. We voted for BCD to be reinstated by a large margin. You didn't give a fuck about that either. Surely enough, people stopped writing reviews and the strip club section was on its deth throws when the P finally died.

Now why would you fuck up a good thing for no apparent reason? One is an obvious answer: because you like to rule with an iron fist and micromanaging is your middle name. Look where that got you today, on your own homie2 board. A vast desert of the size of the Sinai peninsula.

But lets' examine a less obvious reason: you did so because you were concerned that po-po may get easy BCD credits by publishing fake reviews. You were concerned about *gulp* security of the board. Naw, that couldn't have been the case: if you had been concerned about fake reviews, you'd have appointed somebody local who actually goes to titty bars to be the mod of Houston titty bar forum to weed out the fakes. Or, you could have applied the same reasoning to spa section, due to a high turnover at Asian parlors (just how many "Kim's" work in asian spas in Houston today, what do you think?). But no... it was far easier *for you* not to share power with yet another Houston mod and to just eliminate the "problem" that existed only in your head, with a solution that did not improve the security of the board ONE IOTA, as we have all seen in early December of last year just by watching the news at 10.

But since we already have you here, and since it seems that you're itching to tell us something, let me help you by asking a couple of question...

are we ever going to hear an apology from you for taking away BCD for strip club reviews in Houston strip club section?

are we ever going to hear an apology from you for not listening to what PAYING MEMBERS of the P expressed in the related poll about BCD credits in stip club section

and finally...

now that you have your own board, do you realize how many people, like myself, you must have pissed off in Houston alone with your actions while you were the pharaoh on the P (cca last two years or so)?
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Pharaoh? Don't shoot the messenger since

The Queen of De Nile

never paid any attention to the plagues in her software/database. Originally Posted by ck1942
The plagues were not limited to the database either.
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Pharaoh? Don't shoot the messenger since

The Queen of De Nile

never paid any attention to the plagues in her software/database. Originally Posted by ck1942
We wish he had just been the "messenger"............too bad Pharaoh doesn't get to re-write history............the "messenger" controlled the message.

Hurry up and write that next review..........one per month to keep your BCD.

manpussy has shown up in my thread..............and inspired me to chissle once again.
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WTF? I tried to log on to eccie and wound up here in the ymwv Fight Club. That's the last time I let Father Wayward near my computer.
boardman's Avatar
It must be getting lonely over there if one feels the need to come here and start shit.


If reviews = credibility, can someone explain Raphael?
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I would find it surprising that being not only skipper, but also social director that this might not have come up on occasion. Originally Posted by Wayward

Why do I now have a disturbing mental image of the "love child" resulting from a Gavin McCloud & Lauren Tewes tryst?????
It could be my rakish good looks or incredible charm (sarcasm) that singled me out? Originally Posted by Wayward
Definitely not the good looks so it must be the charm.
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Not sure about all femles but I dont like the word whore!!!