HEY could you pick me up a Red Bull, Pack of Marlboro Lights and some condoms?

I agree with the other ladies here, it's so TACKY to request anything prior to meeting someone. You don't go to the mall and ask the first guy you see to buy you a pair of shoes!
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  • Gucci
  • 01-17-2012, 07:53 PM
I had someone ask me to get condoms, but I took the rest with me, I'm wasn't supplying the guy let him stop and get his own.
I agree with the other ladies here, it's so TACKY to request anything prior to meeting someone. You don't go to the mall and ask the first guy you see to buy you a pair of shoes! Originally Posted by exoticentyce
Of course, the first guy at the mall probably doesn't ask you to fuck him, either. OTOH, if he's like most guys, it is racing through his mine as he turns to watch your ass wiggle down the aisle. lol
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I've had ladies ask me to bring NoDoz, but it's usually on the second date. Hmmm . . . I have no idea why.
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I've had ladies ask me to bring NoDoz, but it's usually on the second date. Hmmm . . . I have no idea why. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Guess its better than filing their nails and watching their favorite soap opera while in K9.
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You mean some providers don't do that?
On the opposite end of the spectrum, I've had a client that I was going to see for an outcall who asked me to swing by the store and buy him cigarettes, beer, and cheetos hahaha.
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What is wrong with that?
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Ya what the hell? Its not like he asked for a jack hammer? LOL

Could you imagine.... Hey sweetie, stop and get me tape, rope and a shovel? Think she show up? LOL
All I can say is bad providers set bad precedences that allow clients to prejudge us and expect the worst till they meet us and find out what a real great provider is.
Let me say they're both always in season LOL

I did have a guy ask me, "Now you do have everything, right, because the last girl I saw didn't...." and I was like, " Everything is all-included, like a Sandals resort." He got the message. Originally Posted by alluringava
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All I can say is bad providers set bad precedences that allow clients to prejudge us and expect the worst till they meet us and find out what a real great provider is. Originally Posted by JasmineCummings
JC I have had some let say unique experiences! But I maintain a very positive attitude! When I schedule, my outlook is to meet up with yet another wonderful young lady! I don't think, oh hell I hope this one does look like a desert mule! LOL With me the glass is ALWAYS half full!

No matter how bad your day is there are always good ones ahead of you.
JC I have had some let say unique experiences! But I maintain a very positive attitude! When I schedule, my outlook is to meet up with yet another wonderful young lady! I don't think, oh hell I hope this one does look like a desert mule! LOL With me the glass is ALWAYS half full!
Originally Posted by Still Looking
What is wrong with that? Originally Posted by pyramider
Because you eat Doritos.
What is wrong with that? Originally Posted by pyramider
Nothing unless they live in the middle of the desert and they wait to ask when there's no longer any stores nearby lol. Aside from that, I believe in good karma and being nice to everyone.

Ya what the hell? Its not like he asked for a jack hammer? LOL

Could you imagine.... Hey sweetie, stop and get me tape, rope and a shovel? Think she show up? LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking
[sarcasm] Oh yeah, she would totally show up. Especially if the guy asked for all that AND lived by a lake or in the middle of nowhere [sarcasm]
One cotton picking minute here..I'd like to present an idea that seems so clear to me but seems very taboo to everyone else. On the subject of condoms: I agree that providers should carry their own supply at all time, although I've been guilty of not being prepared and having to drive to the store last minute and ending up arriving late.

Now please take into consideration that ALL men are created DIFFERENT. This being said, unless you are of average girth, no shorter than 5in and no longer than 7in I STRONGLY feel you should bring your own. lets face it fellas, one size really doesn't fit all. If regular, common condoms like lifestyles or trojans don't fit securely, snug, but not tight over your ENTIRE shaft, our session will suffer because of it. If I have to keep pulling on it to stay on, am worried about it coming off, fits too tightly, is too stretched, or I'm worried about it breaking, I will not be entirely focused on you. Furthermore, I won't let myself get too excited or rough (I'm known to be..enthusiastic.) for fear of the damned thing coming off.

You know your johnson more than anyone else, and certainly more than your provider. Apply active thinking and bring the right tools to facilitate an expert experience. There are a WIDE range of choices and options to best suite your individual intimate needs. If you are progressive enough to be active in this hobby, you are brave enough to stand in front of the condom racks in walmart (best variety and selection from my experience) and choose what would work best for YOU.

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