To be honest "rubbing one out" tends to put things back into perspective for me........gross but true.
Originally Posted by L.A.
I swear to you this has happened to me...
Client contacted me to see if I was available...I said I was...got shower going and all that good stuff.
Fiddle faddled - nothing settled on. Well, I was off from my day job and my lovely friends send me some good porn links. So hells bells - I thought I was gonna get some - and then I wasn't, turned shower back off. (client said he changed his mind, so I was like, fuck it...I'm gonna finish myself off with this good nasty porn)
Shit you not, less than ten minutes later (doesn't take oneself very long to get off when you have already been looking at the good NASTY stuff, right? you feel me? heh heh, Allll Right!) he texts me back and says, ok...can you still come by?
It went something like this. (I don't remember exactly...but bear with me)
I'm like, uh nope.
Why not?
Cuz I'm done.
What?
I'm out.
What? Out what, where?
I'm out. Done. Finished. Finito.
WTF? Are you crazy?
Nah man. I got mine. I'm not gonna be up for this right now. Should have agreed when I said I was available. No wishy washy shit.
Say! You were just about to get in the shower!
Yeah, I was. And you were about to fuck me too. But since you decided not to, I fucked myself. And it was good enough for now.
Man, whatever.
Sorry. Catch ya next time.
yeah, yeah.
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I felt bad - but shit.
I was READY! I couldn't wait.
Fuck me now - or I'm gonna take care of things. And I KNOW I have the mentality of a man quite often. So, whatever. I got mine - I'm good for right now. I had other shit to do. Probably homework. LOL
I don't think "gross but true" is the right statement.
I think more like, "well, it's true" is more like it.