Do's and Don'ts

Damn SNL ...those are some good DO's
That appointment might take longer than a 1 hr session tho
It might take me a couple of hours to get your legs to feel like jello and to make your eyes roll back into your head but i bet it can be done.
Sounds like a challenge id be willing to try !!! lol
lol I imagine it's like when someone seems like they are trying to tune into their favorite station rather than giving her pleasure. Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou
Lol, well maybe Shayla was singing. The more he tweaked the louder and higher she sang, lol.
Do kiss me with passion
Do help to undress me
Do thrust your cock into my mouth
Do make me gag
Do man handle me, I like it a lot!
Don't be too rough
Don't taste like ciggerattes
And please, please, no racing stripes on the sheets!

Thank you!
Don't talk to me like you think you're on a porn set. Communicate with me...tell me what feels good...ask me if I like what your doing.
Do NOT give me a bunch of ..."Oh you BIG STUD...give me that HARD COCK!!!"

That is a complete turn off.


Do.......kiss me.
Kiss my face, my neck, my chest, my whole body. Sensual foreplay goes a LONG way with me, and I will reciprocate.

Do........take your time.

Don't .....be in such a hurry. This will make me want to take control if you're the dominant type. I am not MSOG...so don't try to get me off in the first 15 minutes of an hour session. I will pop my nut when I get good and ready.

Do......stimulate me with touch. Some of you ladies have the sexiest manicures. Graze me with your nails. Run your fingers through my hair. Caress me...touch me.

Don't........go to work if you're not in the mood.
I point this out for one reason specifically for this thread.
If we are doing one of your "dont's"...then have enough tact to be polite and redirect us as opposed to being catty about it. Originally Posted by john353
I LIKE THIS POST!

I like soft, slow, romantic kissing....not the out-of-control slobbery kissing with tongue shoved down my throat.

I prefer to start slow and sensual with the option of developing into a hard core fucking. But I like sensual passionate love making just as much.

I HATE it when a guy grab my head and move it up and down when I'm giving a BJ. Ugh!!! It's very annoying, controlling, and it ruins my hair.

Another dislike: Rough and never-ending pounding. I don't want to get sore!
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I LIKE THIS POST!

I like soft, slow, romantic kissing....not the out-of-control slobbery kissing with tongue shoved down my throat.

I prefer to start slow and sensual with the option of developing into a hard core fucking. But I like sensual passionate love making just as much.

I HATE it when a guy grab my head and move it up and down when I'm giving a BJ. Ugh!!! It's very annoying, controlling, and it ruins my hair.

Another dislike: Rough and never-ending pounding. I don't want to get sore! Originally Posted by samantha thom
Samantha...we understand each other. We would have a great time together!
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Samantha...we understand each other. We would have a great time together! Originally Posted by john353
AND if that's her in her avatar -- she's smoking hot!

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I've realized that a perfect gentleman knows how to act....ok well not really. I haven't experienced much of what has been posted here but I do feel for Gucci, who has had to put up with Cigarette and Alcohol breath. I don't like either.


1.) Don't get clingy. (This is the biggest problem I've had since day 1 in escorting. Some guys forget it's a business transaction. A guy getting clingy only ruins my mood and keeps me from wanting to see him again. I've had two proposals in the past two years and one guy ask to "take care" of me - UM no)

How do you ladies deal with clingy clients?

2) If you have a medical problem that can affect our date, stay home.
There was a guy I saw in *** that sweat a lot. It was not normal. I was completely grossed out. By the time he left my whole bed felt like someone took a bucket of water and poured it on my bed. He said it was because of a medication he was taking. What made me even more upset about this situation is his references didn't mention that he had this condition. Was he a great guy besides that? Yes. Will I see him again? No. However, I will happily recommend him to someone else that wouldn't it.

3) As my friend London used to say, If you're looking for a work horse - pay the full rate/no discounts lol!

There's nothing wrong with good sex. I love sex. However, If you're going to channel the energizer bunny and poke me in exit only area - I'm not going to be a happy camper and you're better off seeing someone else. I'm not a pornstar so I don't allow greek nor do I want to be put in odd positions. I don't know what it is with guys that want to stick their unwanted finger back there but it's annoying. I mean -- at least ask first. There is a reason it says "Anal-NO" on my profile.

4.) CyberStalking/Attention Whoring - This is not only an issue with the guys but with the ladies as well but this is primary directed to the guys, If you like me, great! Hopefully we will meet in the future. However, If you find yourself on my website 10-15 times a day, you want to read too much into everything I post and remind me of them during our dates...etc - you may need a therapist. Digging in my purse to find out personal information about me then showing up to my cousin's house, No problem babes it's ok. You just need help. Attention Whoring (I know funny coming from me) - However, If you see my website, rates and it works for you, book but please don't send me 10 emails about nothing. Appointment requests (when I'm in your city), Love letters, erotic stories are fine. As much as I wish I had all the time in the world, I don't.


5.) In bed: I've already said no poking the booty, no means no, no channeling the energizer bunny, the tongue in the ear thing is gross - I haven't has anyone try that with me in the longest - awesome! See? Not too many bedroom rules.
AND if that's her in her avatar -- she's smoking hot!
See? Not too many bedroom rules. Originally Posted by ZarahAdams
Girl, you need to add a resume form to your website, lmao! AND, I've been wondering about that sexy avatar, too. Looking at those abs makes me want to go overtime in my Zumba sessions!
Gals is there something that you absolutely hate a client to do? Like tongue in your ear Originally Posted by wildwooly1
[ this is nasty, especially if ya wanna kiss afterwards]

Tongue down your throat Originally Posted by wildwooly1


[this is NOT sexy at all, lol]
Shayla, I wouldnt tweak your nipples, I just want to suckle them and feel you rub them all over my face, soon I hope,
Shayla, I wouldnt tweak your nipples, I just want to suckle them and feel you rub them all over my face, soon I hope, Originally Posted by MUSHROOM MAN
Suckling is allowed.
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Wow....no love for a tongue in the ear? LOL!

I actually kinda like it...as long as I don't have to shopvac a bunch of saliva out of my ear canal. It feels great and is quite erotic as long as the giver has enough sense to swallow first.

It's just like knowing how to kiss. You're either a sloppy kisser, or you have skills! LOL
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I forgot.

DO give me a butt massage and DO scratch my back! Originally Posted by DallasRain


Starting to sound high maintenance.
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Letting spit fall/drip into the cootchie from more than 3 inches above. I usually see this attempted from at least 2 feet above. Gives me the heebie jeebies. Same goes for spitting into it. I understand saliva gets into it from other activities, but to actually see it leave your mouth is icky.
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Starting to sound high maintenance. Originally Posted by pyramider

lol--I have not met many guys who will scratch my back!
{I actually have a "special fork" I use to do it myself.....lol}
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DO DO DO!! ...Give me your COCK!!! Completely and Totally while we are together! The rest is just icing on the cake