Definition of "Squirting"

It is urination, and what is squirted is urine.
To be squirted on means you have been pissed on. Its like when an old person laughs so hard they pee on themselves. Same difference either u turn her on and she involuntarily releases pee or she just pisses on u because she knows about the wow factor or that most men want to think they are johny holmes. Men arr visual, we are like dogs we will cum on command, women are emotional very few will cum and they just met you. Its the way they are wired . They will gasp ooh and piss on u to make you feel like they stopped making dicks when they made yours. Next time a woman squirts smell it then smell her piss or yours. You just got peed on buddy.l
It is urination, and what is squirted is urine. Originally Posted by NorthWood
For the record, as has been stated multiple times throughout the thread, it is absolutely NOT urination. Even assuming I drank a gallon of water before meeting with someone, there is no way my bladder could comfortably hold that much liquid. Those who have been with me know what I am talking about. And those who assume that I willfully urinate on people for any reason never will.
I have no idea what happened. I was so loving the squirting thing, and now its just not happening anymore lol. WTH??? How do I practice to get back to doing it???
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  • Trey
  • 10-31-2012, 03:51 PM
Just piss in a cup and splash it on yourself. That will get you going once more.
Just piss in a cup and splash it on yourself. That will get you going once more. Originally Posted by trey
Haha, well it was never splashed on me. Should I offer a piss in a cup special in my ad lmao...
Vixen...Please don't "bump" any thread older than 30 days UNLESS there is a notable or significant update!! Originally Posted by DarthMaul
DM, I am so sorry, it didn't even occur to me that the thread was out of date until I looked at the date of the last post RIGHT as I was clicking send; at that point, I'm afraid Pandora's box had been opened. I was just so excited to see the name of an old friend of mine, I couldn't contain myself. I promise to be better behaved in the future.
lmao @ Darth.... Squirting is fun, sexy, WET, messy and exhausting! When I was first introduced to squirting it was by a fellow provider who was a known squirter. She explained the sensation and how to just "let go" and BAM! It was unlike any orgasm I'd ever had before! WAYYYY more intense and exhausting than a regular orgasm. And often, when being intimate with a squirter, once it starts... It's very hard to turn it off lol! I've been known to leave behind puddles

Its not something I can control, if I'm stressed or dehydrated that can hinder the experience. There are always different variables that can affect if you're going to be able to squirt or not. But the more comfortable you are, the easier it becomes!

Definitely something fun you gotta see for yourself at least once!
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Sounds like you know what ur doing ... ;-)
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For the record, as has been stated multiple times throughout the thread, it is absolutely NOT urination. Even assuming I drank a gallon of water before meeting with someone, there is no way my bladder could comfortably hold that much liquid. Those who have been with me know what I am talking about. And those who assume that I willfully urinate on people for any reason never will. Originally Posted by VixenMassage


Tell em girl It's not pee it's sweet warm pussy juice ...
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  • SCBOY
  • 11-19-2012, 11:31 AM
This year I've started meeting some squirters and I'm lovin all of it.

Wow, I'm having a wonderful time with these squirting ladies.
Any Providers that would like One-on-One instruction can check my showcase on ECCIE to find current rates and specials. I require 2 recent references on P411 or 2 recent reviews on here, once screening is complete, I will give you my phone # and we can set up a meeting at my well appointed, North Houston Incall...hee hee.... Originally Posted by Darth



Are you ready to show me you can back that up?... lmao
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From a purely chemical standpoint, female ejaculate or "squirting", is heavily diluted urine. It DOES come from the bladder primarily and is similar to, but not identical to, urine.
From a purely chemical standpoint, female ejaculate or "squirting", is heavily diluted urine. It DOES come from the bladder primarily and is similar to, but not identical to, urine. Originally Posted by GracePreston
Can you back that up with references? Scientific data? You post this with such absolute definition, I would like to see the studies you drew this information from.
I don't know but these 2 "sexperts" say it is urine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BVy...Y&feature=plcp

They also say if you like it do it.