Penis and Pussy Names

<weak attempt at humor>Name? Hell mine is so big it has its own area code.</weak attempt at humor>

But seriously, I've never felt compelled to name any body parts (or vehicles for that matter). But if I'm with someone who likes that sort of thing, I'll call it whatever she wants if it helps get me laid.

I call mine Stanley...like the power tool!

always for a laugh..... Zeus the Home Wrecker......

It was " Justice of the Piece" years ago. As of late I condensed it down to "The Chef"

mijo...I thought everyone knew that all of these posts, reviews, etc. have all been written by mijo. All this time you have been interracting with my DICK. LMMFAO! Why do you thinck he brags on himself and his engorgement so much!!!

You didn't know? LMMFAO!

My Dick speaks daily on ECCIE...
Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

can't be easy typing with a black plastic dildo.

A lady I knew called her pussy Squirrel because it climed trees and cracked the nuts.

my thickness is a good fit for bevo, we are inseparable wherever we go :-)

can't be easy typing with a black plastic dildo. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

I bet a silicone dildo would garner more WPM. IJS.

can't be easy typing with a black plastic dildo. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Damn OSD, those three words do not go together well...sounds dangerous!
A plastic dildo...a woman would crush (wouldn't be pretty)
A Black plastic dildo...a woman would crush and keep fucking the remnants until she came...that really wouldn't be pretty!
Now a Black dildo or a dildo, a woman can always appreciate one...like a pocket dildo. I would volunteer to be a pocket dildo for many of the fems I see walking around! Oooooh, pick me! pick me!

Since I've become more of a regular hobbyist again I've called him President "Johnson" since like any president he has veto power on any plans I may have if he feels the need. And like any president he is in charge but he has to negotiate with congress (my big head) at times when we have a debate over a BP girl, but ultimately if President "Johnson" wants to invade, he will and congress can kiss his ass.
Now my all time favorite name I've heard for a dick comes from The Jerk "Special Purpose"

The atomic love sausage

Mini Me

Goes by two names:
Secret: strong enough for a man but made for a woman
Chanticleer: Beautiful singing cock from Chauccer's Canterbury Tales

Willie The One Eyed Wonder Worm!

Boner Popsicle!