See Bolt, they don't even believe ya when you say it was a joke. lol And you are one of those who can pull this off . Lots of people on here it would be just saying thanks for leaving. And the disabled in the avatar was a great touch.
I can't get it to you before 6 PM today but count me in for $100 SJ.
Pistolero, disabling PM's and changing the banner via the mobile website proved difficult but it was worth it. I don't want to give away all my secrets.
Thanks to Boltfan for his generous contribution of $100 to lupus research.
And thanks to everyone else who's contributed. ECCIE members have given $850 so far. However, only hobbyists have contributed -- nothing from providers so far. There are three hours to go. Maybe a provider-member can offer an hour of her time in exchange for a donation of $100, $200, or $300.
Well, at least you didn't go to all of the trouble to fake your own terminal illness and subsequent death and then haw haw through 40 pages of condolences.
As it was, you got "more than just two lines in the Oklahoma City Times," (my aplogies to Roger Miller).