I met a few that were sweet hearts ONE week per month and THREE weeks they required an exorcist!And then there is my ex-wife. Call an exorcist in and he would likely say, "Um, no thanks. I can't do anything with that!"
“So how are you today?” “What do you mean by that?” Here we go…. Originally Posted by Still Looking
Reading all the alerts everywhere, I use to think it was just BP. But with people coming up with 2nd handles, and 3rds, and in one case that i know of.. a 4th.. it makes me wonder...Sounds like someone just had a bad experience - Luscious. Hmmmm?
Should Mental Evaluations be part of the screening process?
Are these people seriously disturbed or do they simply "assume the GFE is true GFE" and fall in love. Then when reality hits they just paid for the GFE.. their feelers get hurt?
WHY!! Originally Posted by LusciousLacy
LOL... id be a different wife. IF i ever get married again.. he will follow my rules or be gone
1. put out at LEAST 2-3 times per day
2. On the 5 days I cannot get any.. i expect him to let me BBBJ him
3. When not boinking... he needs to go golf and be out of my hair
4. Rub my feet and make me a chicken pot pie bitch
and finally
5. When i say, he will get on all fours, bark like a dog, and crawl around with a turkey feather up his bum..
For good behavior of my rules he will be rewarded with a Hall Pass and allowance to go pic a sexy provider. Originally Posted by LusciousLacy
Originally Posted by MasterBaiter1996I can do better than that! Lacey if you are willing to look past the minor fact that I have a vaginia, it would be my honor for you to be my wife with this ring...
I can do better than that! Lacey if you are willing to look past the minor fact that I have a vaginia, it would be my honor for you to be my wife with this ring...I bet sizing is a bitch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=fhzXuqLeH3w
BOOO YA! Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou
I can do better than that! Lacey if you are willing to look past the minor fact that I have a vaginia, it would be my honor for you to be my wife with this ring...I love vajayjay!!! Although SL is correct..sizing on this would be a bitch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=fhzXuqLeH3w
BOOO YA! Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou