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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit!!! Originally Posted by Papa Noel

Papa, you may have forgotten a word.

jfred, do you see yourself as Prof. Henry Higgins?

Papa, you may have forgotten a word. Originally Posted by S-Man

S-Man....

Actually, my post was written EXACTLY as I intended it to be written.

Why do you feel some need to quote and edit other people's posts? I wonder, do you fancy yourself as some kind of South Asian mindreader/fortune teller? It just seems extremely patronizing to me. But then again, I forgot that "patronizing" was the general tone of this thread anyway.

Oh well, back to lurker mode!!!

Jfred Do you still have the motorcycle? I think its time for a martini at that place in Southlake.

...I wonder, do you fancy yourself as some kind of South Asian mindreader/fortune teller?...I forgot that "patronizing" was the general tone of this thread anyway. Originally Posted by Papa Noel

Spoken with the efficiency of a well-educated man, sir; insulted us both with one swell foop.

No less cranky than I remember you. Hope you're well.

jfred, good to see you posting again.What our boy jfred was trying to do... Originally Posted by Randy4Candy

WTF RANDY! Do you imagine yourself some candy-flavored commentator assigned to zip around and clarify things that someone has already clearly stated in just the manner he intended!!! The nerve of some people...

And thank you, it's nice to see you , too.

jfred, do you see yourself as Prof. Henry Higgins? Originally Posted by S-Man

No, sir. He had both the time and the resources to pursue his project. But I understand his impulse.

Jfred Do you still have the motorcycle? I think its time for a martini at that place in Southlake. Originally Posted by durango95

No, no motorcycle and I'm strictly a beer man. You must be thinking of someone else.

But whoever you're thinking of would probably like to be the one who breaks the news here about what he rides and where he drinks. And I'll bet he never does. Cuz if I were that man you would have just reduced the number of people I might be in "real-life" down to a manageable number for anyone who might be interested in who I am, and erased all doubt for someone who suspected correctly.

PM anyone?

Does a Mensa card get you any perks around here???? Originally Posted by TheDuck

Just passing the test gets you perks. If you pass and are smart enough to NOT spend the 500 bucks to join, you're ok in my book.


Jfred, are you bored or juts feeling the love?

sorry for my comment

I, too, have been away for a while and it's good to see some of the old names still around!

In most of the cases where you have a whole bunch of misused/spelled words (from "irregardless" down to this..."respectively" ROFFL), it seems like the bigger message here is attitude. I am not unfamiliar w/"things hood" or at least "hood-ish," but I choose not to hobby there or in that fashion.

Now, well, depending on how hot the chick is and/or the degree of above referenced "hoodhookerishness," I might make an exception. Otherwise, I'm not interested, and that type of ad is a great tip off.

Besides that, if it's just a "bless her sweet little heart" type situation, well, obviously you would just ignore that shit.

I wish my work was slow...but not that slow. I do believe Sir Jfred would enjoy doing this, however, if for no other reason than out of sheer boredome and the personal satisfaction of helping someone.

So, cummmm onnnnn... somebody throw the guy a frickin' bone here LOL

Jfred, are you bored or juts feeling the love? Originally Posted by LovingKayla

Thanks baby, I'm bored as Hell. Your tits look great.

sorry for my comment Originally Posted by durango95

That's okay, it didn't affect me personally.

So, cummmm onnnnn... somebody throw the guy a frickin' bone here LOL Originally Posted by Y0yoY0

What say keep those bones and throw the guy some pussy.

P.S. We've gotten to the mindless banter part. May be time to let this one go. Nice to see old friends. Let's all go play nice.

Spoken with the efficiency of a well-educated man, sir; insulted us both with one swell foop. Originally Posted by jfred

I would not have expected anything less efficient.

There are a few posts in between BUT...I have almost studied how people read, or skim, or fail to read in our current gotta-haul-some-ass culture...thanks for re-reading the post and finding the original intent. We often find asshats if we're looking for them. I worked for a man once who said "If you look at the world through shit colored glasses what do expect to see?" Not that you fit the bill BUT it took a re-read. Probably because in here one could learn to expect both the asshats and their barbs.

A LOT of people learn in ways the conventional lecture and "new" media driven paradigms seem to ignore. Hands on, one-on-one and guided experience are all valid options for learning because some people just can't do "school" for whatever reason. So I'm with you on that. For the record I'm not against anyone doing whatever they can short of larceny, fraud or murder to better themselves. However deception rolls right in there with fraud. But that's a different argument.

My point was that you should help and assist all you want, to the depths of your altruism, but in the broad sense it might be better not to perform the work for them.

Except for mindless cultural icons, celebs, drooling ex-Presidents and teenage hookers who use media consultants, professional photographers and press agents to keep their image sharp in the public eye the rest of us should stick to writing our own copy, don't you think? How a culture expresses itself is a direct reflection of the culture and as diverse as asshat pontificators, illiterate hookers, old white folks, ebonics users and bashers may be they all make up the mosaic of daily life. Why whitewash any part of it to suit another?

I'll PM about the volunteer stuff.

jferd, in the inimitable words of Marshall.....

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