Whale Wars

There are NO WHALES, DOLPHINES..OR OTHER animals/mammals on this board...(other than BM and that dog ass fucking that pink cat in your avatar)
SO ummm yeah, this is not hobby related.. LMAO..

Why don't you just come out and say what you really want to say, instead of trying to beat around the bush? Oh, wait... you would never admit you and some others here are very prejudice... And It is sad that we do not have the pleasure of seeing your ugly faces so that we could know why you are so unhappy with you self and your life that you have to constantly poke at and make others feel uncomfortable on a hooker board.. But then, that would take the attention off of us and put it on you...

BTW -- no one here is dumb.. all the shit you say.. we can see it on another forum.. So You are not hiding any thing.. but you should check your self, and why you continue to be such a dick. Voicing your opinion is great, but what you and a few others around here are doing.. really is crossing the line and you need to step the fuck back.

There are GREAT HOBBYIST on this board, some have watched a lot of you act an ass for years apparently and they spend more money than you probably see in a weeks pay in one session with some of us.. You should keep some of the things in your head to your self because the following is all you are proving to any one...

Stop trying to make people feel uncomfortable around here.. Damn, why the fuck can't we all just fuck, give reviews and have fun with out all this other Bullshit... ???


Originally Posted by NIKKILOVE
welcome to ECCIE
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Whale Wars - Season One - Episode Five - No Justice/No Piece

Before we continue, I want to apologize to the loyal masses for the channel change for this Emmy nominated melodrama. There is some lack of clarity in modtardville as to what is exactly "hobby related". But, it matters not. The masses will get the programming they deserve.

One of our senior staff has found a RTM scratched on the restroom stall at a local Subway.

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Dear Modtarderator,

What have we done to offend you? Why do you allow deartard to persecute us fat sperm whales? What do we have to do to get justice around here?

He is not funny. He is a mean asshole (who is full of himself) and he doesn't even contribute to the community. Just ask that chronicle dude. he will tell you.

The pod has gotten together and taken up a collection. If you will ban deartard and make his Whale Wars thread go the forum of our choosing (the Vermont Alert Section would be nice), we are prepared to offer said Modtarderator the following.......

4 BBBJs with spit and CIM
2 MSOG anyway you like it sessions
1 slippy slide (you provide the dolphin)

........with any of the fat sperm whales in the pod. Please get back with us at your earliest convenience, as I hear the price of krill is on the rise.

Do the hobby community a service and get a piece at the same time. Migaloo likes to thinck of it as a when/when. I am not sure I agree. But, she may be right.

Your go to sperm whale,

Moby Suck

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Fellow SHMB members, I am aghast at this turn of events. I feel cheated and totally violated by this turn of events. Like you, I am ashamed to know that one of our staff is reading the messages on the public restroom wall in a Subway........ijs.
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NIKKILOVE who's asking you to read the post of DearHunter no one is twisting your arm ....don't like it don't read it .
NOW GO Get ANOTHER SANDWICH
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sweet summer rain
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BTW -- no one here is dumb.. all the shit you say.. we can see it on another forum.. Originally Posted by NIKKILOVE
I call bullshit on two counts........first, there are plenty of dumb tards around here......second, what other forum are you refering to......this was moved here from coed and is no longer there.........or are you doing some of that "beating around the bush" that you find so repulsive?
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It's really sad to see (arguably) grown men behaving like they were back in elementary school.
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Is it true that sperm whales can hear each other wail from hundreds of miles away?
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NIKKILOVE who's asking you to read the post of DearHunter no one is twisting your arm ....don't like it don't read it .
NOW GO Get ANOTHER SANDWICH Originally Posted by carkido45


LMAO no one is,, I don't have an issue with DH personally... Im free to read, post , and say what I want here, just like the rest of you. get your boxers out of your ass carkido. THAT theroy is for kids.. we are all going to read shit here.. the ADULT thing to do would be to have some respect.. Oh, yeah, I also do not like Sandwiches...
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It's really sad to see (arguably) grown men behaving like they were back in elementary school. Originally Posted by Lexieinhouston
What do you expect from mongers ?
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Is it true that sperm whales can hear each other wail from hundreds of miles away? Originally Posted by dearhunter


Who knows.. next time your near one test it out!!
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first, there are plenty of dumb tards around here.....
Thank You for looking within and having the courage to see your faults... IJS

second, what other forum are you refering to......this was moved here from coed and is no longer there.........or are you doing some of that "beating around the bush" that you find so repulsive?

No, no need for me to do that, none of my post have ever done THAT.. But I am not talking about THIS SITE where we can see the repulsive things said... [/QUOTE]
Awesome DH here is a clip from the pilot

http://www.break.com/usercontent/200...a-whale-165318

nature at it's finest Originally Posted by lesbianbob
That is one fucked up video my man!
God dayum!

And DH, oi vei. Just slap a role and ride the wave, DONT HATE...
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And DH, oi vei. Just slap a role and ride the wave, DONT HATE...[/QUOTE]


Exactly.. No one has to spend their $ where they do not want to.. If you don't like a specific provider(s) fine, but why go to this extent to prove it? Just go about your "time on this board" with out all the uncalled for name calling.
Another thing I think about, do whales know they're whales? I mean, they're swimming around in the ocean with thousands of other creatures of all shapes and sizes. So they have to have some awareness of what they are, right?

So where does all the sensitivity about being a whale come from? We observers of nature are called callous assholes for saying, "Hey, that's a whale." Everyone can plainly see its a whale. The whale knows its a whale. But we're supposed to pretend its not? Keep our mouths shut? Say patently false things like, "So I'm at the beach and I see this dolphin. The pictures make it look like a whale, but trust me... its a dolphin." Come on, that wouldn't be fair to others trying to see some marine life. Even if we call it something the hippies think is "polite" -- a Beautifully Built Whale, for example. Everyone knows we really mean its a fucking whale...

You're a whale. Be a whale. Don't get pissed because somebody noticed.