Are you guilty of making these "Mistakes" in bed?

My wife likes her clit rubbed hard and fast, her boobs squeezed, and her nipples both diddled and bitten. I am thinking that no rules fit every individual.

(41) Trying to make a woman happy, they're worse than dads.

Kelly thanks for posting this, I will now be afraid to see anyone as I'm sure I'll fuck something up.

Regarding clitoral stimulation. I've had partners who prefer direct, hard, continuous and agressive stimulation....and I've had those who don't. I don't think there is a paradigm. I rely on my partner to tell me and react accordingly.....when I am down there face to face with the promised land, I always say "tell me what you want"..... Originally Posted by timpage

Several years ago sex advice guy Dan Savage had a column on How To Eat Pussy that was one of the best things I've ever seen. It was based entirely on letters written by his readers.

The first letter would say "Why does a guy only lick my clit? I like it when he licks all around.". That would be followed by a letter saying "Why does a guy waste time licking anything but my clit...that's the only thing that gets me off."

Then there was a letter saying "I hate it when a guy sticks his finger in my pussy while he's going down." That was followed by a letter saying "I love it when a guy sticks his finger in my pussy when he's going down on me".

There were lots of other examples but obviously you see where he was going. Bottom line is that different people like different things and unless you tell someone what it is that you like or don't like you have no basis to complain.

I have a session tomorrow, but shit I may need to cancel till I learn more.

Can the list be reduced so there is not so much to remember?

crash69 you could just print it out and take it with u as a study guide

You may want to laminate those printouts

If you don't.... May have runny ink...

If you do the steps right...

PPE

Guilty on Count #21.

However, your honor, in my defense, I would like to state that following precipitated my mistake:

1) She farted. It was silent but deadly.
2) She left. Took a pee break right in the middle of my nut break
3) She forgot. Her next appointment takes orders, I'm the good luvin guy.
4) She stopped. If she's not in to it...I'm not either.
5) She talked. TOO F^cking Much!!

Do any of the above and my brain turns off the nuttgrinder.

Men don't like to ask for directions, but we will take them if offered... So ladies, I suggest you speak up and tell us what you like. Every woman is different, as many other posters in this thread have noted.

This is such a big help! Guys can read this while they still have the blood in the head on their shoulders! Hugs!
Maria

guess i'll have to bring a cheat sheet with me next time to make sure i get a passing grade.

Damn, I have at one time or another fucked up each of the "Do Not Do List"....crap!

No socks? Crap, I usually leave my boots on for traction....

My wife likes her clit rubbed hard and fast, her boobs squeezed, and her nipples both diddled and bitten. I am thinking that no rules fit every individual. Originally Posted by Duffman

If she is like mine She wants that but she don't give head

I have studying the study guide and I think I'm ready for the test. Now all I need is a teacher and a class room

guilty of #24 many o time when I was a teenager......