GFE or not?

TheAntichrist666's Avatar
Fuck YMMV. God damn it to HELL!!!!! Originally Posted by junglemonkey
I definitely agree with you J. Gfe needs to be Gfe. But then again Gfe is a subjective term, meaning different things to different people.
TransAm's Avatar
Guys, dont go in looking for things that are not on the menu. Also if a lady gives you something that is not on the menu keep it to yourself and out of your review. It is the ladies choice whether to do that with future people not yours to make for her. Keeping to something like this is what makes sessions go smoothly and without surprises other than the occasional good one. Originally Posted by Phil A.Cheaux
This leads me to a question about something that happened to me awhile back. It's a bit off topic, so if need be, I'll start another thread. I had a provider I was seeing pretty regularly. She had a showcase and ads, and was very willing to have reviews, but there wasn't any MENU posted anywhere. After our 2nd or 3rd encounter, she offered Greek to me, which I was happy to take her up on. After I reviewed that experience though, she got super pissed. Apparently she didn't want to advertise that she offers Greek, because everyone would want it. She got a Mod to take down the review.

Now, she knew I'd reviewed her before, accurately, on this board. I asked her why she didn't warn me not to mention that in my review, and she had no answer. Didn't stop her from being pissed at me though, at least for awhile. So if you don't know what the regular menu consists of, how are you supposed to avoid inadvertently exposing it?
klutz's Avatar
  • klutz
  • 11-30-2012, 03:35 PM
Now, she knew I'd reviewed her before, accurately, on this board. I asked her why she didn't warn me not to mention that in my review, and she had no answer. Originally Posted by TransAm
Dont try to understand the logic of a hooktard.
john_deere's Avatar
it's only gfe in hindsight. do your homework, find a girl who does the activities you're looking for, and give it a whirl. if it felt "gfe" then it was. if not, and you wanted it to, move on. if you can't deal with that uncertainty, stay home and watch porn.

if you believe in "gfe" as advertised and think you can buy it on your first visit, expect disappointment. you might as well walk into every restaurant expecting "gourmet" food.
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  • Molay
  • 11-30-2012, 04:07 PM
it's only gfe in hindsight. do your homework, find a girl who does the activities you're looking for, and give it a whirl. if it felt "gfe" then it was. if not, and you wanted it to, move on. if you can't deal with that uncertainty, stay home and watch porn.

if you believe in "gfe" as advertised and think you can buy it on your first visit, expect disappointment. you might as well walk into every restaurant expecting "gourmet" food. Originally Posted by john_deere
Well said! There is a reason why even the well known GFE girls have good sessions and really great sessions. There are a lot of factors that go into the whole GFE experience. It's more than just providing a list of activities.
  • 67
  • 11-30-2012, 09:09 PM
I agree with junglemonkey. YMMV is the same as if a client would say, Since you are YMMV then I will give u only part of the donation. The lady does not deserve all of the donation if she was YMMV. That is how it should be.
john_deere's Avatar
I agree with junglemonkey. YMMV is the same as if a client would say, Since you are YMMV then I will give u only part of the donation. The lady does not deserve all of the donation if she was YMMV. That is how it should be. Originally Posted by 67
bullshit. if you go into a new restaurant and end up hating the food - the same food i thought was fantastic - you don't get to pay half the bill. you get to find another place to eat.
  • 67
  • 12-01-2012, 12:03 AM
No, if u go to a new restaurant and u hate the food, u talk to the owner or manager after u take a couple of bites. You tell them u want your money back or if u have not paid yet , u inform them that u are not going to pay. And u tell them u will never come back. Now if u go ahead and finish the food then u must have like the food. Same should be with the female escort. If u go through with the session then it falls on you. But after 5,10 minutes u realize she is YMMV. Then u tell her to give u your money back. Or if u have not given her the donation yet, then just give her between 30-50 bucks , and get out and never see her again. We (the clients need to stand up for our rights) there is plenty of pussy out there. We don't need to put up with these YMMV girls.
No, if u go to a new restaurant and u hate the food, u talk to the owner or manager after u take a couple of bites. You tell them u want your money back or if u have not paid yet , u inform them that u are not going to pay. And u tell them u will never come back. Now if u go ahead and finish the food then u must have like the food. Same should be with the female escort. If u go through with the session then it falls on you. But after 5,10 minutes u realize she is YMMV. Then u tell her to give u your money back. Or if u have not given her the donation yet, then just give her between 30-50 bucks , and get out and never see her again. We (the clients need to stand up for our rights) there is plenty of pussy out there. We don't need to put up with these YMMV girls. Originally Posted by 67
No shit?

I am glad I have this valuable piece of information now.
HoustonMilfDebbie's Avatar
GFE depends on "chemistry" and any Smart Girl knows that. It is definitely dependant on the two parties involved. So, please, don't criticize before you know what you are talking about.
HoustonMilfDebbie's Avatar
What's the deal with providers claiming to be GFE and it turns out they are really not into it? No dfk, no bbbj, no eye contact...just going thru the motions. (FS always needs to be CFS no matter what so that's not an issue.) Some have been great GFE, some have been great unexpected GFE, but there are too many that claim to be GFE and are not. I understand that YMMV but just be honest in your ads. I guess I'm just venting. Originally Posted by joecarioca
Why are you posting this? Did something bother you?
HoustonMilfDebbie's Avatar
Yes, Joe, guess you are just venting and it's great entertainment
  • 67
  • 12-01-2012, 08:21 AM
What does chemistry have to do with fucking? Like I said earlier, if u are looking for chemistry, u are in the wrong business ladies. We( the clients are not planning to take u home to meet the family)
Out_of_Bounds's Avatar
GFE Heh.
Just give me a fucking menu and if i like it I'm down.
SexyCassandra's Avatar
Let me explain what I mean by chemistry. Im not talking about taking someone home to meet mom and pops type of chemistry.
I have some regulars that I genuinely like. When they come in we catch up, share funny stories, laugh, go to dinners often, and the sex is fantastic.
Then I have regulars that I am able to tolerate and we still have good sex sometimes even great sex,but there is no connection and its definitely not sex I would call fantastic. It just depends on different factors. So thats what I mean by different levels of gfe, and chemistry.