Client reviews

Sexy Latina Vanessa's Avatar
That would be a great idea if we could do reviews of guys in the powder room. Wow that is an awesome idea. How many providers would just love that?
DallasDicapio's Avatar
Do i get paid if i get a good review, or if my dick is bigger than average do i get a special review, what would i have to do to get a good review. If i make you squirt, is that a good review? I think the reviews on us might work.
joesmo888's Avatar
isn't an OKAY on p411 and using a provider as a reference a review already?

i'm paying to be p411 for that reason
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  • Old-T
  • 09-07-2013, 01:45 PM
isn't an OKAY on p411 and using a provider as a reference a review already?

i'm paying to be p411 for that reason Originally Posted by joesmo888
Not really. A P411OK is like an review that just said "I'd see her again" with essentially no other details.
RedLeg505's Avatar
isn't an OKAY on p411 and using a provider as a reference a review already?

i'm paying to be p411 for that reason Originally Posted by joesmo888
I read a P411 OKAY as "He's not a cop, he's NOT a serial axe murderer, and he didn't stiff me on the donation". Nothing more. Certainly not a review by a provider.
Hmmmm. I think the review system in general is based on "buyer beware" not "product beware".
Not to bring an old thread back... but I would love a review done on me after seeing a provider. Good or bad, I want to know how I did. Id like to think of it as a performance review. Even if it was something to have the provider do and send to your pm box before her review is published. You could make it an option when filling out the review. I see alot of good things coming from it.
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  • LNK
  • 04-13-2014, 09:03 PM
By all means, have a "hobby card" printed up with your hobby name, number, e-mail, etc., and give it to the lady when your session is over. Ask her to get in contact with you when it's convenient for her and let you know how you did.
I don't know......I can see my reviews looking something like this:

Review: A profitable hour with Grits
Client: HGRITSTOO
Hair: Yes, especially on his ears.
Age: Really, really old.
Appearance: Average height and weight
Demeanor: polite to the point of being timid and deferential.

Details: As I opened the door to my incall and first saw Grits, I could feel the gorge rising in my throat, but he wasn't so hideous that I wasn't able to fight it back down.

Rest of the story:*Grits entered my incall, furtively and nervously glancing around like a trapped weasel, and I asked him to get comfortable. He dropped the envelope, which made a satisfying plop as it hit the table, and got naked. I fought an urge to gouge out my eyes....I'll never be able to unsee that. Grits kisses like a gagging goldfish and eats pussy like a bull terrier at a water dish. He's hung like a hamster, and was in, out, and done in 30 seconds.
I hardly knew he was there!

After he left, I counted the envelope and found out he tipped. I came 3 times.

Recommendation: Abso-fucking-lutely YES.******

Not to bring an old thread back... but I would love a review done on me after seeing a provider. Good or bad, I want to know how I did. Id like to think of it as a performance review. Even if it was something to have the provider do and send to your pm box before her review is published. You could make it an option when filling out the review. I see alot of good things coming..... Originally Posted by stepdad
Hgritts... that was awesome.
Grits, too bad u weren't there to see her cum, lol
I don't know......I can see my reviews looking something like this:

Review: A profitable hour with Grits
Client: HGRITSTOO
Hair: Yes, especially on his ears.
Age: Really, really old.
Appearance: Average height and weight
Demeanor: polite to the point of being timid and deferential.

Details: As I opened the door to my incall and first saw Grits, I could feel the gorge rising in my throat, but he wasn't so hideous that I wasn't able to fight it back down.

Rest of the story:*Grits entered my incall, furtively and nervously glancing around like a trapped weasel, and I asked him to get comfortable. He dropped the envelope, which made a satisfying plop as it hit the table, and got naked. I fought an urge to gouge out my eyes....I'll never be able to unsee that. Grits kisses like a gagging goldfish and eats pussy like a bull terrier at a water dish. He's hung like a hamster, and was in, out, and done in 30 seconds.
I hardly knew he was there!

After he left, I counted the envelope and found out he tipped. I came 3 times.

Recommendation: Abso-fucking-lutely YES.****** Originally Posted by hgritstoo
+1

How does a gagging goldfish sound? Would that be like Nemo coughing up a fur ball?
I think we need a section where the women can write a review on the men they saw. I have been with two women from this site who told me they would write a recommendation for me. The recommendation they write will be for women to read when considering paying for the company of a real man. I am a male provider for upscale women only. Originally Posted by Esestud
Deuce Bigelow is that you coming out of retirement?
Mangina's in the house!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifR2rtZnn-E

P.S. How do you embed videos on the forum not just show YT links? Thanks
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  • LNK
  • 04-17-2014, 06:33 AM
Deuce Bigelow is that you coming out of retirement?
Mangina's in the house!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifR2rtZnn-E

P.S. How do you embed videos on the forum not just show YT links? Thanks Originally Posted by lovesbustyblondes
You use the Youtube tags.

Put the characters after the = sign, (ifR2rtZnn-E in this case) in your link above between [ youtube] and [ /youtube] tags. Don't use the whole link, and remove the spaces from behind the leading [.
Hmmmm. I think the review system in general is based on "buyer beware" not "product beware". Originally Posted by Jadarendevous

Just to play devils advocate here, as I personally would not be interested in writing reviews about gentlemen....

Yes normally it is buyer beware however normally the "product" as you so interestingly put it, is not a living breathing human being that is placed in a vulnerable position.

There are several elements that would be both positive and negative in regards to an opposing review system.

Pros for the gentlemen.
  • Most of the gentlemen desire (or at least state as much) the woman to enjoy their company past their generosity. As we are all different and unique an opposing review system would likely help this desire along. "One mans trash is another mans treasure" comes to mind. Some women enjoy very dominant men for instance and they would be eager to accept a date with a gentleman that was inclined in that direction and perhaps even encourage it. Where another would politely decline to avoid the complications and disappointment on his end if a confrontation should arise due to the nature of interest.
  • It would help expedite screening. Instead of individually emailing 3 ladies to request this information it is already pressed and ready for viewing. The gentlemen's wait is shortened by 10 fold.
  • The lady can gage the more intimate interests and provide a far better experience without the gentleman having to actually break it into details for her. Some gentlemen are actually quite shy after all.
  • A gentleman can see where he went wrong if the date failed miserably. Some are not even aware they offered the incorrect donation and many women feel skittish about broaching the subject after.
Cons for Gentlemen
  • Providers are given such high donations to balance more of the actual risk factors onto the provider herself rather than onto the client. Consider the rates size as "hazard pay" Reviews risk tampering with this balance
  • It can become far less of an relaxing hobby or tryst when one is concerned about the after math of the review, though this goes both ways the gentleman is the one allocating finances.
  • Privacy is of utmost importance to many of the gentlemen. Again another reason why they offer such high donations to their partners. Though this con seems to be quite similar to the first it is a completely separate issue. A agitated or expressly displeased provider can out far more dangerous information to destroy a gentleman's privacy than (normally) a gentleman can do to a provider.
  • It is not hard for a jilted lover, provider, friend, or even enemy to write a false review. Again this con goes both ways of course. As such a gentleman could have a stigma placed upon him in graphic detail that he does not deserve.

There are of course pro's and cons to the provider as well. It is all prospective. Would I read reviews of gentlemen callers? Most likely yes. Would I base my interest in accepting a date with them upon the review? Possibly but unlikely. It would depend on the information in said review and how the gentleman approached me in regards to requesting a date. It would simply be another possible source of information.

Would I write reviews? No. There have been a handful of gentlemen I have had the privilege of meeting that were respectful, sweet, kind or sublime when it came to the more intimate discussions of the big bang theory, however I would much rather the lady email/text/call me to receive this information. I would rather provide this information to another well known provider rather than the whole world.


In regards to P411. The okays simply state she saw you, you were not affiliated with a direct danger. Be it physical, legal, or financial. HOWEVER, a lady has easier access to your "references" and may contact them in regards to the date(s) that you have had. P411 is my personal favorite way to screen a gentleman(or lady) caller.