Review: A Peek Behind The Curtain - A Hobbyist's Session With His SO

Have you ever tried getting her drunk first?

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I say you just aren't trying hard enough. Just mix a couple of ruffies into her nightly chocolate shake and after she dozes off, slap the O(h)thello Ovaldildo up her butt and blast that puppy on full power while you go to town on the veejayjay (any position you prefer). If that doesn't provide the proper attitude adjustment within the first two weeks, move on to step two.
Step two tell your SO that you have invited a friend over for dinner. Instead have Neotek show up, announce to her that the two of you have decided to spice things up with a little wife-swapping and leave (don't actually go to Neo's house, the only bitch there is a 12 year old half-blind cockapoo). After one evening with Neo, she should fall in your arms, pledge her undying love and be a slave to every one of your sexual whims. If she just ignored his BS and is unchanged, move on to step three.
In step three you take her out for drinks and accidentally run into a co-worker (actually Reese Foster) and invite her to join you. You excuse yourself to the restroom and Reese tells your wife how lucky she is and that if you were single, she'd throw herself at you and do unspeakable things to you. When other women want you, your sexiness factor goes up by 500%. Reese also drops the hint that she would come home with the two of you. If your wife agrees, life is great, if not she will want you for herself, if neither, move on to step four.
Step four, having exhausted all other possibilities, take that incorrigible wench down to stop 6 dressed only in her "snow gear" and sell her sorry butt to RayRay. He'll teach her some respect and appreciation and I bet he'll give you a decent price too.

Oh but you love her, oh well, just trying to help.

Mya, Kendall, Jenna (Spikebaby), Reese, Sophia,

Thank you ladies! Having met each of you, I KNOW how lucky the fellas in your lives are.

Fellas,

The posts about the SO's perspective are hilarious! The best laughs I have ever had were at my own expense!

Happy Holidays! Even you, Neo ;-)

Neofec’s understand, it was humor,



Judge Yee self first,

A person I greatly admire, once had this Bernard M. Baruch sig-line,
Those that matter don’t mind those that mind don’t matter.

Could have been the other way around, she is unique that way.

I beg to differ....I do not see Say What's wife as how he described. Call me a white knight! I thought my last three months of seeing her has been OUTFUCKINGSTANDING!

Her TCB and BCD skills are always on point! She is a pure freak in the sheets!

Please take down this review. This is a fake review!




Just playing DUDE! This is some funny shit!!!!

O M Gawd I love it!!!!
Kisses,Jaci

I beg to differ....I do not see Say What's wife as how he described. Call me a white knight! I thought my last three months of seeing her has been OUTFUCKINGSTANDING!

Her TCB and BCD skills are always on point! She is a pure freak in the sheets!

Please take down this review. This is a fake review!




Just playing DUDE! This is some funny shit!!!! Originally Posted by Shep3.0

Haha, wives always fuck better with someone else.

Amen to that ... Praise be the sweet baby Tebow.

I KNEW it!!!

I saw an older model Toyota Carolla with two donuts (small spare tires) leaving my house the other day when I returned from work. She told me it was the lawn guy, but I didn't see a trailer. We had the following conversation:

SW - Who was that? His car left a slick spot in our driveway.
SO - Hmmm, that was the lawn guy...SHEP Something.
SW - The lawn guy? Where was his mower?
SO - He wasn't here for the grass. We had a bush that was in need of some maintenance.
SW - Did he take care of it?
SO - Hmmm, he did. He left more than one slick spot though.
SW - What?
SO - Nothing.
SW - How much did that cost us?
SO - $300/hr.

Fucking SHEP! You slicked up my satin sheets too!

To Freakin Cute!!!
Kisses,Jaci

To Freakin Cute!!!
Kisses,Jaci
Originally Posted by Jaci

Jaci!

Sir, it was a Dodge Neon to be exact. And ummmmm, those were factory wheels not spares. They come with 10in rims thank you very much!!!

I KNEW it!!!

I saw an older model Toyota Carolla with two donuts (small spare tires) leaving my house the other day when I returned from work. She told me it was the lawn guy, but I didn't see a trailer. We had the following conversation:

SW - Who was that? His car left a slick spot in our driveway.
SO - Hmmm, that was the lawn guy...SHEP Something.
SW - The lawn guy? Where was his mower?
SO - He wasn't here for the grass. We had a bush that was in need of some maintenance.
SW - Did he take care of it?
SO - Hmmm, he did. He left more than one slick spot though.
SW - What?
SO - Nothing.
SW - How much did that cost us?
SO - $300/hr.

Fucking SHEP! You slicked up my satin sheets too! Originally Posted by Say What

I beg to differ....I do not see Say What's wife as how he described. Call me a white knight! I thought my last three months of seeing her has been OUTFUCKINGSTANDING!

Her TCB and BCD skills are always on point! She is a pure freak in the sheets!

Please take down this review. This is a fake review!




Just playing DUDE! This is some funny shit!!!! Originally Posted by Shep3.0

I disagree. Say What's review is absolutely correct. As Shep's impostor, I could not get to first base with Say What's wife. Okay, here come the white knights.

Thanks Say What for an entertaining and thought provoking review and to Shep and others for making this an enjoyable thread to read. I suspect there was just a hint of poetic license and embellishment. Merry Christmas to all.

LMFAO! That was a good one.