That time of the month?

Yes I mean WTF. Wouldn't a guy be able to feel a tampon lodged in there? And wouldn't it hurt to have something poking you in the uterus? Lol

Eva, Ive heard of girls using makeup sponges, lol.

I will never provide while I'm on my cycle. It's nasty and unsanitary. But when it comes to Greek and BJ, I'm all open!

Period blood is old waste leaving the body. While I'm cleansing myself, why should a man play around in my waste? So unclean!

Now when it comes to blood, I'd rather have blood on my sheets from having my Cherry popped. Now that's pleasurable and erotic... Maybe that will happen again one day when I stop providing and have my hymen surgically repaired, lol.

But having a man wallowing around in old blood????

Yuck.

Yuck.

Yuck. Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby

Sponges , the wedges that is, are a lot safer than pluggers...and HOT DAMN that avi is HOT!! I'm surprised noone has said anything...

You mean you guys don't like surprises?? Originally Posted by Reese Foster

Reese,

You can surprise me any day and with any thing!!! I'm still all yours!!! And I know for a fact that you don't have a pecker, so no issues there!!!

I'll pass on the enchiladas.

Taint tacos are good eating.

Taint tacos are good eating. Originally Posted by pyramider

What on earth is that in your avatar?

My avatar is SNOW TAINT!!!

I'll pass on the enchiladas. Originally Posted by TSPURS123

So not hot sauce with those enchiladas? Sorry just couldn't pass it up.
I know gross!

1.) NOT a tampon I said it was marketed as one but is nothing more like a sponge.
2.) Thank you for sharing your methods on how to prevent pregnancies.
3.) Throw-up? Gross? Seriously, we are all adults, & you, ladies, please don't act as if you have never heard of them or ever spoke of these matters.
4.) You Mister, if you are governed by what someone posts on a thread that is truly pathetic. Posting on a forum is to say things or speak of topics you wouldn't normally say or do.


Get Cultured & Good Riddance!!!

I had that happen, the particular provider I was with just offered Greek up instead, worked for me, I just missed the DATY which I absolutely love,

Von, you literally made me laugh out loud!

Von, you literally made me laugh out loud! Originally Posted by Kendall4U

Von, Vaughn, Don....?

Taste? Like copper. And all I need is for her to pass a clot and lay an egg in my mouth. Originally Posted by Von Spieler

Dreams do come true.

Im sorry von, didnt realize you were policing this thread for the mods! and yes passing clots and eggs is gag worthy. Not sure what you eat for breakfast but not my cup of tea!

I think I just threw up a little.,

Originally Posted by Kendall4U - Von, you literally made me laugh out loud!

Kendall, DATY with you is always a treat but I draw the line at Redwings. But damn you're so freaking cute.

Originally Posted by Tiffanyvaughn - Von, Vaughn, Don....?

I am not a "Don". "Don" is a bad word. I am not a pimp.

Originally Posted by Tiffanyvaughn -Dreams do come true.

You're hot. But not hot enough to eat a menstrual egg clot.

Originally Posted by Lolabrea01 - Im sorry von, didnt realize you were policing this thread for the mods!

I went back to read this thread and I am at a loss about your statement concerning me policing the thread for the mods. Sophmorish gross humor may have been lost for you with my off color comment. Is part of what makes my humor what it is yet. Take me as I am or not at all.

I suggest for those who were not in Kindergarten or in Diapers at the time when the show "Kids in The Hall" was on HBO to go to Youtube and watch the video of "Good Attitude Towards Menstruation" by Dave Foley.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppuMaQ4hZE4

Originally Posted by MasterBaiter1996 - I think I just threw up a little.,

It builds character

At least no one mentioned the infamous Vaginal Blood Fart.