Do you wear disguises to see escorts?

Two of my friends and I had a threesome with this little hottie. I am the one on the right.

I found a photo of mrbishop's dog right before he sneaked into the neighbor's yard to get some strange.

Originally Posted by Shackleton

I saw that same dog in my neighborhood 2 weeks ago and he was screwing a cat !!! I wrestled his collar off of him but he was wearing a fake ID badge....all it said was Rover.
This is a funny thread...I'll be sad when it ends.

Would explain some things.....

Just so I understand correctly. Every time you want to go see a hooker, you have a holywood makeup artist come over and make you up.
$150 per hr for the hooker.
$350 per hr for the make up artist.

It would cost less to just take the risk, what you save in makeup will more then pay for bail. Originally Posted by Truckertom

LOL! HARDLY... what a stupid thing to say.

All I need is a few low-cost materials and a lot of know-how

And for those who laugh who I don't have time or desire to respond to, just keep on laughing... I've been doing this now for, oh, OVER TEN YEARS and never been caught.

So yeah... laugh all ya want

Would explain some things..... Originally Posted by futbolhead

No actually, what would be more applicable, would be this:

"I mean, on one occasion, you walked into a crowded bar…and shot somebody. In broad daylight…with the policeman across the street," Kroft says.

"Correct," Martorano admits.

"That's pretty confident," Kroft remarks.

"Well, I felt confident," Martorano says. "You put a disguise on and you just get to feel invisible.

Martorano remembers what the disguise was. "I had a yellow hard hat, a white meat cutter's coat, full length and a beard and mustaches and sunglasses," he recalls.

Asked what he did afterwards, Martorano says, "I went home and changed, back to work."


That's an excerpt from this article http://www.thechicagosyndicate.com/2...martorano.html

Arthur Bishop, Mechanic

Come on Dude...lighten up....this thread has been more fun than any I remember.
Oh yeah....went to my first house of ill-repute in 1979....at age 18, in another state.....never been caught....except once when I locked my keys in my car at an Oriental massage place....fortunately a buddy rescued me.

Chalk me up for 31

A disguise? Really?... In your job you use disguises.What type of job would that be? International spy? OOOOh I'm all aflutter. Originally Posted by looiecypher

Spy? I don't think so. Maybe a Balloon-O-Gram guy. You know he dresses up like a dancing bear, or a pirate or Pippi Longstocking. I'm pretty sure the only "package" he's ever delivered is birthday balloons. Definitely not a spy. LMAO

The first time I put on a new disguise, my own DOG usually barks at me, because he doesn't recognize me. That's one way I know that it's a good one



Dude, he barks at you 'cause he's embarassed!(sp?)

Hey Art (can I call you Art?), why don't you open a new site where you sell warts, beards, dye, etc, and instructions on how to use them properly? You'd make millions dude!!!! Let me know if you need a business partner.

Dude, he barks at you 'cause he's embarassed!

embarassed hell, that's the dogs way of laghing his ass off.

The first time I put on a new disguise, my own DOG usually barks at me, because he doesn't recognize me. That's one way I know that it's a good one



Dude, he barks at you 'cause he's embarassed!(sp?) Originally Posted by onehitwonder

Hardly; he's barking at me because he doesn't RECOGNIZE me, because I'm professional enough to change my appearance completely - something I thought some people here might appreciated - obviously I was wrong - all that's here are people who think a disguise is a rubber nose, and are willing to tell escorts their REAL names - i.e., people just waiting to get busted or found out by their SO's. Amazing! Good luck with that, lol

GIVE IT A REST BISHOP............We get it....you're the ultimate hobbyist who knows all the tricks...you'll never get caught......you are the ultimate badass....all the men wish they were you........all the providers wish you would call them...........Now, would you please go back under whatever rock you were disguised as and leave this board to us dumbasses who dont want your two cents worth.........there are other boards where you would fit in a lot better.........Go play there..........

No

mrbishop,

I've poked fun at you on this thread but a serious question for you: why do you wear a disguise when you're going to see an escort?

mrbishop,

I've poked fun at you on this thread but a serious question for you: why do you wear a disguise when you're going to see an escort? Originally Posted by Shackleton

Why would you ask such a thing? Isn't it obvious? Because I DON'T want my identity revealed.

Ah!! I thought they closed this thread.... ok, where is my popcorn?