Shit all over the bathroom floor
NEVER go into a session having to shit...not even a little bit. Shit, stop at a store on the way and let loose. Same if you have to piss. When you arrive at her incall INSIST on freshening up. Keep soap and cloth in your car. You never know when a situation will come up, and having to go DOES NOT improve during the act. Not just for a taking a fresh shit, but say, if you've been out and about all day and haven't taken a shower since morning. Portable hygiene items saves you a lot of headache.
shit...flush!...wipe....flush! !...wipe again...flush!!....stick you ass in the water...flush!!!
smoke a cigarette.
Originally Posted by doc_nasty123

That was some funny shit.
I can just envision the discussions going on in the Lady's Lounge (Whatever the section is that mirrors the Men's Lounge). OP, good luck on ever getting a booked session again with a decent, reputable Provider!
It seems like he copied Bumpy's unfortunate review IMHO.
I can just envision the discussions going on in the Lady's Lounge (Whatever the section is that mirrors the Men's Lounge). OP, good luck on ever getting a booked session again with a decent, reputable Provider!
Originally Posted by Solemate62
Powder Room....
this sounds TOTALLY fake lol
^^^^^
You must not visit here much.
This is rather mild.