Damnit. Now she knows. She never woulda figured out otherwise. Oh well, now she's forced:
1. Stop Lurking, or
2. Blow the hell out of the over/under and post in 2 days (she can't help it, loves the attention), or
3. Create a new, fake hobbyist handle, review herself, then gain access to the Men's Restroom and other premium access points. Doh, did I say that? She wouldn't. That would mean a 'Lifetime Ban'.
, not smart enough don't think. The handle would have to have a 'join' date prior to her exodus and when did the "romp" happen? Pre- or post-exodus. MODs would be all over that one fo' sure!
4. Any other options I missed?
Only time will tell.