Official Can’t be Hijacked Thread

Fucking brilliant!! Originally Posted by bladtinzu

Changing my avatar until the MrH controversy ends, one way or the other. I would naturally go back to my original avatar when the shit storm subsides.
Tell me what you think.

Changing my avatar until the MrH controversy ends, one way or the other. I would naturally go back to my original avatar when the shit storm subsides.
Tell me what you think.
Originally Posted by megustalatina

Not worth the effort or time wasted on sorting the garbage before kicking it to the curb...

Why are they called apartments when they're so close together?

Why are lawyers and doctors always practicing?

Do witches use spell-checkers?

What's the difference between partly cloudy and mostly sunny?

How come some people (including professional broadcasters) fail to include the 'L' when saying 'W'?

Why does the EPA insist we put food (ethanol) in our gas tank?

Did you know that if you say "Gullible" real slow it sounds like "Oranges"?

Why does ladies have AA or NBA Policies? If it's truly about the money, there there money is just as green as anyone else's.

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mmmmmmm some how I like this thread

This appears to be the most deviously started thread that can be hijacked or bumped at will in perpetuity. Originally Posted by jackfengshui

when he was a mod

mmmm why yes it is thank you Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

every area need a thread like this one
glad to see one here in AR

Uh....what?

Why does ladies have AA or NBA Policies? If it's truly about the money, there there money is just as green as anyone else's. Originally Posted by shorty

Possibly their personal taste and/or experience... same reason I don't hang around with women who look like my ex-wife.

Right on, Slingerland!

Posted this link in the ROS in a review and several have commented about it. If you like feel good stories, watch it. Warning, watching this has been know to cause tears.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7knUFWY2P44&sns=fb

I love that, Rocky. Very touching!

+1...that kid is amazing...truly a 17 year old Pavarotti...

Anyone else ever wondered why bra is singular and panties plural?

Good one, mgl

True Stories

Arnold Palmer's wife was on the Tonight Show.

Johnny Carson, "Is there anything special you do before a big tournament to give Arnie luck?"

Mrs. Palmer, "I kiss his balls."

Johnny, "I bet that makes his putter stand up."

She walked off and IIRC sued him for 50 k.

Raquel Welch was on Carson, and had a cat in her lap. She asked Johnnie, " Do you want to pet my pussy?" He said "Sure, if you get rid of the damn cat!"