Cleaning your hooded soldier is VERY important!

Ladies.... you should put a checklist in the bathroom of your incall, so when the guy comes in and uses the restroom/shower, he sees something like this:


Originally Posted by still-asleep

Lol I like that. Guys don't be shy to wash up at my incall, I have smelled some pretty awful ass fumes not cool. I make sure to freshen up before every session, it's just the right thing to do. I also have a reputation to keep up, if only us ladies could write reviews on the guys they might think twice and try to maintain their own reputation.
Guys please do not spray cologne on your junk to make it smell better it just tastes horrible and really ruins a good bbbj.
Thankfully I have not yet came across crusty cocks I hope I never do but stinky balls and ass is a major turn off just the same.
Thanks to all the gentleman that are clean and fresh!

Clean and clipped nails are a super plus if you plan on exploring with your fingers!

After my grandson's birth my daughter took the advise of some peace & love northern California doctor and did not have the boy circumsized. Everyone cautioned her to have the procedure done, but she said no. She's bull headed like her mother (my wife #1).

I wish there was some way for the comments in this forum to reach her.

As an adult my step-father had the procedure done. Its my understanding that as an adult, this is very painful.

Yes, apparently the trend is to avoid circumcision now. Some Doctor's say it's unnecessary. But, you'll notice there's quite a bit of surprise from the circumcised guys on the existence of smegma. That's not an accident, as if you're circumcised, you'll probably never have to deal with that particular problem unless you're just a nasty unwashed bastard. From what I understand from friends in the medical field (and Providers), circumcision is a cultural thing as well. It's a predominantly caucasian trait.

Also, someone awhile back posted some disturbing pictures of penis cancer. That is a visual burned into my mind forever. Apparently, an exceeding high percentage of penis cancer cases are directly linked to to an uncircumcised penis.

Again, thanks Mom & Dad.

Lol I like that. Guys don't be shy to wash up at my incall, I have smelled some pretty awful ass fumes not cool. I make sure to freshen up before every session, it's just the right thing to do. I also have a reputation to keep up, if only us ladies could write reviews on the guys they might think twice and try to maintain their own reputation.
Guys please do not spray cologne on your junk to make it smell better it just tastes horrible and really ruins a good bbbj.
Thankfully I have not yet came across crusty cocks I hope I never do but stinky balls and ass is a major turn off just the same.
Thanks to all the gentleman that are clean and fresh! Originally Posted by Cassie Blossom

I rub Skittles over my junck prior to seeing a lady. I want them to enjoy a rainbow of flavors.

I rub Skittles over my junck prior to seeing a lady. I want them to enjoy a rainbow of flavors. Originally Posted by pyramider

Nice! Now that's guaranteed to get you an A+ bj.

Yeah, first time I heard that word it was from a guy in my fraternity. He was in the habit of calling everyone "Smeg". I finally asked him what it meant and initially thought he was just pulling my leg! Originally Posted by Super Sonic

The usage might have been original to your frat brother, but hardly unique. Check it out:

http://youtu.be/3A0RFDm8_rE

What happened to just making sure your junks clean? God damn, is that too much to ask?

Sounds like one of those bull shit posts to me. How the fuck could a guy walk around with "a crusty build up" on the inside of his fore skin.? Unless this guy was mentally fucked up it didn't happen. Does dirty dicks come in two's? Then again maybe this provider just draws such men...

Sounds like one of those bull shit posts to me. How the fuck could a guy walk around with "a crusty build up" on the inside of his fore skin.? Unless this guy was mentally fucked up it didn't happen. Does dirty dicks come in two's? Then again maybe this provider just draws such men... Originally Posted by Jimmiwad

You are absolutely right.

They have a medical term for it, and pictures of cases of it out there because it doesn't happen.

Please enlighten the masses some more.

Omg still asleep I finally just realized what your avatar meant after all this time, wow I'm slow. Lol

Omg still asleep I finally just realized what your avatar meant after all this time, wow I'm slow. Lol Originally Posted by Cassie Blossom

I can further explain it in person some time

All I can say is eeeeeck! and eeeeeech!

Most of us feel that way when Still-Asleep offers ladies educational experiences.

Most of us feel that way when Still-Asleep offers ladies educational experiences. Originally Posted by pyramider

Well good thing now then later I guess- Pyramider killed the thread:
Someone had to~

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