Ball funk anxiety...

good hygiene is so essential to fully enjoy time... I often have a shower and put on perfume before going to see ladies.

Colonge I hope....not perfume.

I've heard of a male higene deoderant called Umpire. Its for foul balls!

Okay what about fish dick? Seriously why would a guy come with his junk smelling like pussy wtf?

Maybe his wife gave some pussy up prior to your appointment.

Cleans balls get more attention. It does not take long to clean the balls. Guys clean the balls and sit back and enjoy.

Yes! Im under MB's balls ...he he he ...LICK LICK!


If a guy has musty / smelly / icky / piss-stained balls... I simply refuse to see him again. My shower is always available before, during, or after each visit... use it wisely.

Thankfully I am in one of my favorite spots,under Italiana Princess.NEVER use listerine or clorox,
soap and water can work wonders-Take a shower and wear clean underwear before your appointment.