Shopping list for Incall...men's input needed

All great ideas everyone! I have most things now...
Originally Posted by YummyMarie

So we can expect blue water?

Or .....

All great ideas everyone! I have most things now...

I love the valet idea, need to stock mixers and wine...and of course the bar. (Someone call TABC.) Also fragrance free stuff, disposable combs, razors, and shave gel. (If you're there so long you need to shave...) Didn't get aerosol deodorant cause I figured axe would be good enough (???).

All the furniture is purchased and being delivered on Monday. It is not new but in fantastic condition. It's from Cort rental furniture which packages their previously rented stuff into super-affordable whole apartment packages.

First place I went today was the dollar tree. Then big lots. Yesterday was sam's club, target, & Marshall's.

How would a lady go about putting together a successful house-warming party? (Not like this. http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...ghlight=buffet) Would it be wise to do at an apartment complex? (Nope) Or for gents and other ladies to know my location so openly? Seems a bit risky. (It is.) Perhaps it will be a house-warming first couple of weeks...more ideas needed...

It's so exciting! Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Why hasn't spice-is-nice said this yet?

Simple ropes and a bed will do just fine!

So we can expect blue water? Originally Posted by boardman

I thought about that but I went to the dollar tree and ended up getting two of those over the rim hanging things. They were two for a dollar. So no blue water, but clean toilet, yes!

Boardman if you bring your own water bowl I'll be happy to keep it on the kitchen floor for you when you visit...and you will need to be toilet trained, because I cannot stand the feeling of cat litter under my feet...yuck! Have you been declawed yet???

Simple ropes and a bed will do just fine!

Originally Posted by jimmycz

I could have done without the pic Jimmy.

Then take it out sweetie I did but still ropes are more than enough! Remember girl guys are a visually stimulated group!

Shopping list? Hmmm let's see, how about

1. Rubber rain coats
2. Damp copies of the Wall Street Journal
3. A Watermellon
4. Candles
5. A flock of sheep for those from A & M

Why hasn't spice-is-nice said this yet?
Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Why DG, I didn't know you cared, you sweet thing. Actually, I'm not much of a fan of stocks, too uncomfortable in a bad way in my experience, though Yummy Marie did look delicious in the ones at Paulina's place.

Now, some products from here

www.liberator.com

could definitely get a rise out of me.

BTW, DG, how bad does your portrait look by now?

Now, some products from here

www.liberator.com

could definitely get a rise out of me.

BTW, DG, how bad does your portrait look by now? Originally Posted by spice-is-nice

That furniture is $$$$$$!! But cool!

And yeah, between age and moral degradation of the soul, I assume DG's portrait is just a smoldering heap of rot and ruin.

That furniture is $$$$$$!! But cool!

And yeah, between age and moral degradation of the soul, I assume DG's portrait is just a smoldering heap of rot and ruin. Originally Posted by Liliana Vess

+1000. It may have collapsed into a heap of dust by now. Best crossroads deal EVAR.

Axe?

Or .....

Originally Posted by TexasGator

I thought about that but I went to the dollar tree and ended up getting two of those over the rim hanging things. They were two for a dollar. So no blue water, but clean toilet, yes!

Boardman if you bring your own water bowl I'll be happy to keep it on the kitchen floor for you when you visit...and you will need to be toilet trained, because I cannot stand the feeling of cat litter under my feet...yuck! Have you been declawed yet??? Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Don't do litter boxes...Just show me where you keep your stripper heels.

Breathe mints and Gum

How would a lady go about putting together a successful house-warming party? Would it be wise to do at an apartment complex? Or for gents and other ladies to know my location so openly? Seems a bit risky. Perhaps it will be a house-warming first couple of weeks...more ideas needed...

It's so exciting! Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Not worth the risk. You need to keep a low profile or the neighbors will become a problem. taint worth the risk.