Your friends SO is a provider

BatteriesNotIncluded's Avatar
You pussies...

You don't need friends...push her up against the wall and fuck the dog shit out of her...if your friend finds out, oh well, buy a dog...

I missed out on fucking a provider once because she was fucking a friend of mine...lesson learned... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
Lol... Listen to this man. A dog cures most of the emotional bullshit.
blowpop's Avatar
What do you do when you find out your best friend's significant other is a provider? Originally Posted by imabout2
Unless the best friend knows she's providing, this is a very good time to call her and agree that your encounter never, ever happened.

Nothing good will come from telling him. Nothing good will come from seeing her. Just walk away.
blowpop's Avatar
You don't need friends...push her up against the wall and fuck the dog shit out of her...if your friend finds out, oh well, buy a dog... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
Always interesting to learn how someone would have his best friend's back.
TexasGator's Avatar
You pussies...

I missed out on fucking a provider once because she was fucking a friend of mine...lesson learned... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
I call Bullshit!

1) You think anyone here believes you have friends?

2) btw, my friend's cousin's co-worker's uncle (by marriage) said she asked him to say "hi."
  • rh94
  • 05-22-2013, 07:38 AM
Don''t worry you did nothing wrong , if you knew she was a provider then you would be crossing the line with your friend. She is worried because she does not want to be exposed in the circle you travel.
You pussies...

You don't need friends...push her up against the wall and fuck the dog shit out of her..... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
Sounds like fun...

Takes some testicular fortitude to do that in a normal circumstance. This is less than normal.
SO means different things here - is she just a girlfriend, or are they married? Do they have kids together? Would he do something supremely stupid if he found out, like beat what little dog shit she had left out of her? Has he joked about killing people before? Suggested places to hide bodies? Own any weapons? You could be opening a tragic can of worms, man. Loose lips sink ships. Film at eleven and all that. Just don't talk about it with him. Let her know your intentions, whatever they might be, before you move forward. That way, if she has to run to save her ass, at least she has a head start.
jbravo_123's Avatar
Depends... how good of a friend is he and how hot is she?
boardman's Avatar
Depends... how good of a friend is he and how hot is she? Originally Posted by jbravo_123
^^^^^^^^^^This!
Note that the OPer has only posted once, that being the OP. This is a bullshit story.
Htowner's Avatar
Well next time you get to your buddy's early, and he is not there yet, you know how to pass the time.
Ask your buddy for some pointers. A review perhaps.
I would think you can ask for some off the menu items now that you know her well.
If your friend starts buying new things, cars, clothes , a cane, a big hat with a feather in it and stuff, then he knows.
She opens the door
You attempt to screw her
Your friend jumps out of the closet to rob some 'john'
Except at that point, they decide to kill you
Next morning cops find your body in some bayou or in your burned out car.
The voice was a dead giveaway Originally Posted by imabout2
I thought it was the door slamming in your face. Either say nothing or tell her the secret is safe, the rest is up to her....like a bj. Your next visit with them will be awkward no matter what. Does he hobby?

Look at the bright side, at least it wasn't your sister!
Tetas's Avatar
  • Tetas
  • 05-22-2013, 07:11 PM
I really don't believe it.
Sounds like he's got a buddy with a hot wife and he's been doing the 5-knuckle shuffle, just dreaming of the day...

Does make for an interesting scenario though.
Would you tell him or would you keep quite?
It really does depend on how good of a friend they BOTH are.
I had a buddy who's wife was hitting on me bad, while we were drunk.
I knew that if I told him, she'd be gone and he'd be heartbroken.
I kept it to myself and they're still together 20 some-odd years later, and BOTH are still good friends.
Then again, SELLING pussy behind his back???
I'd have told him.
Rogue!'s Avatar
Don't do anything???? R u kidding me? I would fuckin punch your lights out if I was that friend of urs for not telling me right away.

He deserves to know, he has a right to know, as a friend it's ur obligation to tell him. Doesn't matter if their relationship goes down the toilet.
pyramider's Avatar
What if the friend is actually secretly pimping the his girlfriend?