Low Volume Provider

LMAO! I remembered a very OLD stand up by Martin Lawrence when I read OBringer's post:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBXNX2Wf8O0

Kinda funny but true of some women in real life.I have heard a few stories and this one video clip made me laugh back then and again today.
~Exotic Beauty~
Hygiene is a VERY important factor!
Fast Gunn's Avatar
Ouch!

. . . That guy is totally raw!
OBringer's Avatar
Yeah, she smelled OK, but I could have probably gotten away with trying to fist her...come to think of it, I think I did see an airplane flying around in there, EB.
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  • Old-T
  • 07-11-2013, 09:09 AM
Dear lady, do not feel obliged to change how you describe yourself. There really is no "official" definition. "Low volume" is very much like "New & Improved", or "World Famous". If you provide a no-rush enjoyable personal touch date for some luck guys, it is none of their business if you saw some one 8 hours before or 8 days before. Never let any guy convince you otherwise. Originally Posted by Old-T
Do you hear that?

. . . That's the bullshit meter red lining the engine!


Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

FastGunn,
My post was bullshit???

If you are going to throw down that gauntlet I’m going to ask you to elaborate. Tell me, what part of what I said fits your description of BS? Specifically. Originally Posted by Old-T
Ouch!

. . . That guy is totally raw!
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
Thank you Gunn. Your answer is duly noted.
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IMHO--less than four(4) a week--at MOST. Low volume means just that. What I hate is to find out later some bird is really shagging on the upwards of 20 blokes in multiple geographical regions yet telling blokes..."I'm really low volume"! No, dear you are a slag. Be who you say you are and you'll win much more respect. Just my two pence worth mind you;-) Cheers!
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Thank you Gunn. Your answer is duly noted. Originally Posted by Old-T
You really were expecting an answer to your well-reasoned query, Old-T? Shame, Sir. You haven't been paying attention. Shame.
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Silence can often speak volumes.

. . . I wish it was practiced more by those with nothing to say, but dogs have to bark!
  • CJOHN
  • 07-11-2013, 07:39 PM
Oh shit mister starker himself has just bark!
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Is smarter than his Sandbox posts. Yeah
Silence can often speak volumes.

. . . I wish it was practiced more by those with nothing to say, but dogs have to bark!
Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
Very good advice. I don't always live by it, but it's good advice.Sometimes biting the tongue saves a lot of embarrassment later on.

I’m guessing you would have been better served to take that advice before you posted this one, not after it.

Okay.

Do you hear that?

. . . That's the bullshit meter red lining the engine!


Originally Posted by Fast Gunn


I enjoy looking through posts from time to time, but don’t often see something that drives me to speak up. What I’ve noticed is you start some interesting posts but can’t keep from shoving your foot into your mouth. You like people to stroke your ego and if they don’t you pout quickly.
Self deleted. Duplicate post.
I am a low-volume provider. Since I have a job as well, I consider this a hobby too. This keeps encounters fun, fresh, and friendly for me. Not to mention, being low-volume allows me to be more selective. I want to be excited about meeting all of my clients, and not just for the extra money they afford me. No offense intended. At this age, I've been there and done that and know what works for me.
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Well, you seem to have the right attitude, Karyn.

. . . Sex should always be fresh and fun, but when you set up an assembly line as some girls do
only to maximize total profit, the individual quality plummets like a ton of bricks! You would think that simple concept would be obvious, but evidently it is not.






I am a low-volume provider. Since I have a job as well, I consider this a hobby too. This keeps encounters fun, fresh, and friendly for me. Not to mention, being low-volume allows me to be more selective. I want to be excited about meeting all of my clients, and not just for the extra money they afford me. No offense intended. At this age, I've been there and done that and know what works for me. Originally Posted by KarynKumming
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oh shit run ... lmfao
on topic: noyfb
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  • Old-T
  • 07-12-2013, 09:01 AM
I am a low-volume provider. Since I have a job as well, I consider this a hobby too. This keeps encounters fun, fresh, and friendly for me. Not to mention, being low-volume allows me to be more selective. I want to be excited about meeting all of my clients, and not just for the extra money they afford me. No offense intended. At this age, I've been there and done that and know what works for me. Originally Posted by KarynKumming
Karyn,

It is exactly that attitude that generally first attracts me to find out more about a lady. The best dates truly are those where both people find the other to be interesting, arousing, and passionate.

The other aspect that gets overlooked about ladies who do this part time is that they often more interesting during the non-sexual times. I typically schedule 4 hour to overnight sessions, and included in there is time to have dinner or sit on the balcony and talk/flirt/relax with a beautiful lady. If this business is not a lady's only life, then there is much more to enjoyably fill that time. I have had the good fortune of dating ladies here who work in Embassies, are bio-tech engineers, athletes, computer programmers, teachers (a lot of them given how poorly that pays), and a professional chef. For those of us who do prefer the longer sessions that kind of diversity is a very big plus.