What's The Most........

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No wonder CT is depressed -- he is a mailman. Originally Posted by pjorourke
Cliff Clavin??

This has the makings of quite a week. Tudor already had about half a dozen woe is me posts in before noon on a Monday

The squirrel joined me on my last trip to Dallas. My dates went with me to walk him around the hotel property. Now that's a real GFE. Originally Posted by Ansley
Is that a fetish thing? Or is dog walker considered role play?
Does it cost extra?

I think I'll pass. Walking a dog around in 90 degree Dallas heat isn't something you could pay me to do...
Rudyard K's Avatar
I think I'll pass. Walking a dog around in 90 degree Dallas heat isn't something you could pay me to do... Originally Posted by atlcomedy
I hear she does it nekkid.
I've been bitten by some of those "harmless" dogs. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005
Smart dogs.

Sorry I couldn't resist the cheap shot espcially since (wait, here it comes.....)



I've got no dog in this fight.


I crack myself up.


Wait was that a collective groan I hear?
Having any dog around might as well make me neutered. I have been (mostly) a pedestrian all my life, and loose dogs are not my friend. All owners say their dogs are harmless, and I've been bitten by some of those "harmless" dogs. I prefer to keep my distance. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005
Dogs will pick up on fear, and take full advantage when they find it.Edward is extremely protective of me , so I would never tell anyone that he is harmless.

I had no idea that you were a mailman Charles,I always wanted to be a mail lady

The squirrel joined me on my last trip to Dallas. My dates went with me to walk him around the hotel property. Now that's a real GFE. Originally Posted by Ansley
Usually after a first date I will ask my client if he wants to meet Edward. Most of the time they do, and actually do very well with him.Edward has taken many of my clients for a walk.They are really sweet, many will bring him a gift,or buy him dinner to go when we are eating out.
Edward has taken many of my clients for a walk. Originally Posted by Becky
I like men too much. I would never never ever ask them to walk the squirrel.
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The squirrel joined me on my last trip to Dallas. My dates went with me to walk him around the hotel property. Now that's a real GFE. Originally Posted by Ansley
Nope, that's a real BFE.
I like men too much. I would never never ever ask them to walk the squirrel. Originally Posted by Ansley
I am always with them to make sure that my client makes it out in one piece.

Now lets not sell the rodent short.Afterall SR wanted to get a room with him.
But only if you, Ed and Ans are there. Quad way!!!
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How about this? Why don't you write a fictitious review of a one hour encounter with a gal at a $400 rate that you would come away at the end saying..."That was worth it". You are adept at saying what your don't enjoy. But, if you can't put forth the encounter that would be "worth it"...then there is no way for anyone to meet your expectations, because you can't even meet them in your own mind.

You pick what she looks like. You pick what happened. You pick the demeanor. Once you figure out exactly what that looks like, maybe someone can fill those shoes should they want to. Originally Posted by Rudyard K
This is an excellent idea. I offers a real opportunity to explore your own desires - because clearly CT isn't clear on what he wants, because he never gets it - even when he's picking. Honestly CT - this could be a really good way to get around this constant dissatisfaction (and subsequent whining) you have with your experiences. You can't know what you are looking for until its been defined - if for no one else, but yourself. If you're really interested in pleasure, this is your best solution.

Solution guys rock.
If there is an NCNS on a review/alert, then I won't see her. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005
Well I did 3-1/2 years of some of the most rewarding times in the game with a young lady from Dallas that was known as the leading "No Showing provider" at the time. Thou she never no showed me, and I knew of her willingness to do such in the beginning when I first started seeing her. When she chose to go UTR and leave the game I was asked along for the ride.

So if you always stick to your many rules and never flex you might never realize what you might have missed. Just because a provider might do something with another person or session does not always apply to you also. That last statement applies in many aspects also. Don't always believe what you read on the internet, unless Al Gore is the poster.... Take the information that you have available to you once you make contact with the lady and use that to make your decision.

Define what you are wanting in a evening, an hour or two, with that information compare with the ladies that you make person contact with, not with the information that you only receive on the boards. Remember not all that you read is correct (repeating) for instance many times written over and over in reviews " I went down on her DATY, she had twelve 0's and told me that I made her come like no other" "Your the best I have had", yes some of the things that all of us men like to hear...but lets get real.

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Back to the OP question...

$3000 for a night in Las Vegas with a young lady originally from Tulsa OK. What a Jewel of a person, hell that scene continues ofen.

$650 for a sweetie in Florida, not worth it really, but for many she probably is.
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Remember not all that you read is correct (repeating) for instance many times written over and over in reviews " I went down on her DATY, she had twelve 0's and told me that I made her come like no other" "Your the best I have had", yes some of the things that all of us men like to hear...but lets get real. Originally Posted by Woody of TX
Not for me buddy!!! I could tell. She meant every word.
So if you always stick to your many rules and never flex you might never realize what you might have missed. Originally Posted by Woody of TX
I have strayed from my "rules"...and regretted it.
Rudyard K's Avatar
I have strayed from my "rules"...and regretted it. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005
And you have stayed with your rules...and regretted it.

Same result.
I have strayed from my "rules"...and regretted it. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005
And you have stayed with your rules...and regretted it.

Same result. Originally Posted by Rudyard K
LOL, that is classic.I think that we are all attempting to tell you the same thing Charles.Your instincts will tell you so much more than a message board ever will.Even if the reviews, and feedback are true that does not mean that you will have the same experience.We are people not machines . YMMV is the ultimate truth in this business.

Instead of spending all that time researching a potential date why not just speak to her directly? You can learn so much about a persons character in a five , or ten minute phone call.

The original post, and answers are interesting.I have seen poles where the same question is asked only in reverse ( How much have you made from one client??) The funny thing is the answers are very over inflated 20 K for an over night etc. I have always loved hooker math
See below.

YMMV is the ultimate truth in this business. You know where I am on this continuum...but since y'all are tired of my "whining," I'm not going there any more; just stating a fact.

Instead of spending all that time researching a potential date why not just speak to her directly? You can learn so much about a persons character in a five , or ten minute phone call. I hate the phone. And I'm a fairly poor judge of character (at least I know this about myself), so I doubt if I'd learn anything, especially in a 5-10 minute phone call. I'm pretty shy, and wouldn't know what to say. Originally Posted by Becky