MALWOODYS FINAL POST....

Hahaha.....

Made ya look...

Originally Posted by malwoody
You dirty rotten bastard. I come home from a nice relaxing vacation and see "MALWOODY'S FINAL POST" all in caps and nearly have a spontaneous ejaculation even though I don't even have the correct plumbing for such an event and.....its just a tease.

This was even meaner than those so-called friends who give their buddies fake lottery tickets and make them think they won $10K.

Meaner than the Judd's Fourth (and counting) "farewell tour".

Damn you Malwoody. I should have known my luck wasn't THAT good. I'm going to shuffle off to a corner to weep quietly now


(Just in case there is any doubt for the viewing audience, this post was entirely humorous and not meant to be taken seriously)
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CHEERS!!!

btw...where in the heck is the OP. All the sacrifices that are being made, as a result of this thread.

And he is nowhere to be found!!! Originally Posted by vkmaster
Hey Fuck off....

I knew I was going to be busy with tee-times with Noah....& WTF...I can't loligag on here all day like some people who don't have lives....WTF do you think I am?? An "attention whore"?
I knew I was going to be busy with tee-times with Noah.... Originally Posted by malwoody
Lemme guess... Noah wanted to hit from the ladies' tee box, right?
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Lemme guess... Noah wanted to hit from the ladies' tee box, right? Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs
Oh yeah...and Maaaannnnn can she flat fuckin spank it....
Oh yeah...and Maaaannnnn can she flat fuckin spank it.... Originally Posted by malwoody
I'll pretend we're still talkin' about golf....
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And here I thought my weekend was going to start off on a high note! Dang it!! Guess I will have another beer and drown my sorrows!! Originally Posted by Bubba
Sorry Pal....
You fuckhead. Originally Posted by JS42
Thanks Buddy....
If the OP was talking about the drink that would be a different story. Maybe you guys should ask VK hiimself what he meant about this. Originally Posted by CryptKicker
Whoa...I'm the OP....
The original poster in this thread was Malwoody and he has not responded to anything. The original mention of GT in this thread was made by me. Are you trying to tell me that you know what I was thinking when I typed that. Where did these wonderful powers come from? The fact that you claim that it is a drug reference, does not establish whether I knew or know that it is, I have always believed he was refereeing to the drink. I have heard that product referred to in many ways but never in the manner you describe. You assumed something that is not in evidence, simple as that. You have an agenda and this is part of it. Originally Posted by dirty dog
+1
I think MW achieved his goal here. Sorry CK... Originally Posted by alterego1
The goal was Humor...and why are you apoligizing to CK...that's my job....
I apologize to the board, to the individual posters, and to Malwoody for derailing his obviously funny thread. It is never my intent to control discussion or derail a thread and that is what happened here.

Thanks

CK Originally Posted by CryptKicker
Thanks CK....your diploma from the DD..MW school of moderate Moderation is in the mail....

I am good with that CK Originally Posted by dirty dog
That's nice..
Fixed that for you. No thanks necessary, happy to do it!

They may also sing the Sister Sledge song, "We Are Family"!! I'm happy to join in since I have an outstanding singing voice! Originally Posted by scorpio31
I think I'm gonna be sick..
Made ya look too... Originally Posted by ElumEno
Yes you did little flounder....LOL
You dirty rotten bastard. I come home from a nice relaxing vacation and see "MALWOODY'S FINAL POST" all in caps and nearly have a spontaneous ejaculation even though I don't even have the correct plumbing for such an event and.....its just a tease.

This was even meaner than those so-called friends who give their buddies fake lottery tickets and make them think they won $10K.

Meaner than the Judd's Fourth (and counting) "farewell tour".

Damn you Malwoody. I should have known my luck wasn't THAT good. I'm going to shuffle off to a corner to weep quietly now


(Just in case there is any doubt for the viewing audience, this post was entirely humorous and not meant to be taken seriously) Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh
Whew....for a brief moment I thought you meant it...
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WTF do you think I am?? An "attention whore"? Originally Posted by malwoody
No... because that would mean we would have to PAY attention.
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And I thought I was going to have start a 'where's Woodrow' thread.... Glad your not gone �������������� Originally Posted by Frank680293
It just hit me....

How the fuck are you Amigo?? and hey..you know where to find me if I vanish into cyber Sibera...Speaking of, when we goin to Russia..?
I don't want to sound any alarms too loudly, but there doesn't seem to be a lot of valuable information being shared in this thread thus far.

I'm just looking our for y'all before those who monitor that type of thing come to call us out!
And I thought I was going to have start a 'where's Woodrow' thread.... Glad your not gone �������������� Originally Posted by Frank680293
Look who resurfaced! Good to hear from you, buddy! We haven't talked in way too long! Ever get back this way?
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I wonder that since the topic of the thread is the OP's final post and now that the OP has posted on it... does that mean that he just hijacked his own thread.

Okay I am off... I hear the whistling of my tea pot telling me that it is time for me to relax with a nice cup of green tea (THE DRINK).
Getting back to the humorous theme of this thread....

In ISO section, the poster Longrodder had a thread that was closed. Now I did not see his original post, so I really can't say much about it. Apparently it crossed the line, in terms of discussion of forbidden subject. And of course, as we have seen, there is "little wiggle room" for that....using CC words on closing that thread.

What I find it interesting, and humorous, is that here in KC, we have not 1 but 3 mods that are perfectly capable of closing threads down.

Yet we see someone name Chica Chaser...some Ad Min. guy, closing the KC thread down.

Of course for years, we only had KC folks being the Mods for KC. But with times a changing, we now have CK from "places elsewhere" joining our esteem Mod group.

And yea, I know, CC has the option of travelling the high seas of Eccie to help out wherever he see fit....not to be confused with Fitz, lol.

And heck, I've only been an Eccie member for around 3 1/2years...but I can't remember CC ever making an appearance in KC prior to a couple of months ago...but then again, my memory sure isn't what it used to be. (Other than possibly him announcing a new Mod??)

Just find it interesting, and of course humorous, on the CC's timing of visiting the KC forum....things that make one go hmmmm and of course chuckle?

BTW, a hardy KC welcome to CC for stepping into the KC forum, again, lol

And one final thought...a heart felt F-Off to MW as well< LOL

I would say, I missed your postings, but then, again, my nose would start to grow (wink!)
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Sorry for the delay in commenting Mal. Don't go away mad, just go away!! I kid of course.
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Getting back to the humorous theme of this thread....

In ISO section, the poster Longrodder had a thread that was closed. Now I did not see his original post, so I really can't say much about it. Apparently it crossed the line, in terms of discussion of forbidden subject. And of course, as we have seen, there is "little wiggle room" for that....using CC words on closing that thread.

What I find it interesting, and humorous, is that here in KC, we have not 1 but 3 mods that are perfectly capable of closing threads down.

Yet we see someone name Chica Chaser...some Ad Min. guy, closing the KC thread down.

Of course for years, we only had KC folks being the Mods for KC. But with times a changing, we now have CK from "places elsewhere" joining our esteem Mod group.

And yea, I know, CC has the option of travelling the high seas of Eccie to help out wherever he see fit....not to be confused with Fitz, lol.

And heck, I've only been an Eccie member for around 3 1/2years...but I can't remember CC ever making an appearance in KC prior to a couple of months ago...but then again, my memory sure isn't what it used to be. (Other than possibly him announcing a new Mod??)

Just find it interesting, and of course humorous, on the CC's timing of visiting the KC forum....things that make one go hmmmm and of course chuckle?

BTW, a hardy KC welcome to CC for stepping into the KC forum, again, lol

And one final thought...a heart felt F-Off to MW as well< LOL

I would say, I missed your postings, but then, again, my nose would start to grow (wink!) Originally Posted by vkmaster
VK the post was very very detailed in the request of a female partner to partake in products especially forbidden on this board. When I read it I laughed and that song "na na na na hey hey good bye" went through my head.
Hey DD...I kind of figure based on the other posts in that thread...that it had truly crossed the line.

So I was not wondering so much, why the thread was closed. Just who closed the thread.

Of course having the site Ad Min is always a welcome & interesting addition to our little corner of Eccie, lol

Certainly, not even close to being a huge issue at all. I just found it to be an interesting one.