Making fun of someone's weight is funny? Originally Posted by Doove
Loosen your belt buckle a couple notches, Doove! The picture is damn funny!
elg.....
- elghund
- 08-18-2013, 06:33 PM
Loosen your belt buckle a couple notches, Doove! The picture is damn funny!
elg.....
- cowboy8055
- 08-18-2013, 06:36 PM
- Doove
- 08-18-2013, 06:45 PM
- offshoredrilling
- 08-18-2013, 06:51 PM
he is skin and bones.
- JONBALLS
- 08-18-2013, 06:52 PM
who me?
yah I got squished........ sometimes you just cant please anyone
maybe next time ill just die....
yah I got squished........ sometimes you just cant please anyone
maybe next time ill just die....
- Doove
- 08-18-2013, 06:55 PM
- JONBALLS
- 08-18-2013, 06:59 PM
see all better
hehehe
he Mighty Squat By; Joe Skopec
We've come to squat so run and hide
You bicep freaks must step aside
Just take your sissy selves elsewhere
You'll turn your heads but still you'll stare
Go right ahead and pay attention
Glimpse into this strange dimension
Yeah you're still weak and never grow
This world of pain you'll never know
Your shouts upon the leg-press, phony!
Noodle legs like macaroni
Some day I hope you'll understand
And wrench free from the poser band Puny curl bars, leave this spot
The rack named for the mighty SQUAT
hehehe
he Mighty Squat By; Joe Skopec
We've come to squat so run and hide
You bicep freaks must step aside
Just take your sissy selves elsewhere
You'll turn your heads but still you'll stare
Go right ahead and pay attention
Glimpse into this strange dimension
Yeah you're still weak and never grow
This world of pain you'll never know
Your shouts upon the leg-press, phony!
Noodle legs like macaroni
Some day I hope you'll understand
And wrench free from the poser band Puny curl bars, leave this spot
The rack named for the mighty SQUAT
- JONBALLS
- 08-18-2013, 07:07 PM
Squat Poems
THE SQUAT
Down this road, in a gym far away,
a young man was heard to say,
"no matter what i do, my legs won't grow"
he tried leg extensions, leg curls, and leg presses , too
trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do. from the corner of the gym where the big men train,
through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain
where the noise is made with big forty fives,
a deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees.
a very big man with legs like trees. laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack
chalking his hands and monstrous back,
said, "boy, stop lying and don't say you've forgotten,
the trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN'. "
Down this road, in a gym far away,
a young man was heard to say,
"no matter what i do, my legs won't grow"
he tried leg extensions, leg curls, and leg presses , too
trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do. from the corner of the gym where the big men train,
through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain
where the noise is made with big forty fives,
a deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees.
a very big man with legs like trees. laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack
chalking his hands and monstrous back,
said, "boy, stop lying and don't say you've forgotten,
the trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN'. "
- Lexxxy
- 08-18-2013, 09:45 PM
Omfg I would LOVE an ass like that mine is so small and firm I could bounce a quarter off of it
that ass is money in the bank.
Maybe I should get ass implants this winter.
that ass is money in the bank. Maybe I should get ass implants this winter.
- The Drummer
- 08-19-2013, 05:48 AM
- Lexxxy
- 08-20-2013, 05:14 AM
Lmfao that is amazing drummer.
seriously just so many years of crazy high heels multiple days a week and kick boxing have my calves, the back of my thighs, and my butt rock solid. My Bestie that is a trainer jokes that's it should be socially acceptable for men to wear wedges at the gym
seriously just so many years of crazy high heels multiple days a week and kick boxing have my calves, the back of my thighs, and my butt rock solid. My Bestie that is a trainer jokes that's it should be socially acceptable for men to wear wedges at the gym
- Wakeup
- 08-20-2013, 08:09 AM
...ass like that mine is so small and firm I could bounce a quarter off of it Originally Posted by Lexxxy
...my calves, the back of my thighs, and my butt rock solid. My Bestie that is a trainer... Originally Posted by LexxxyThere's a reason that personal trainers shouldn't be your best friends...they'll never tell you the sad truth...
- Carlos Danger
- 08-20-2013, 08:21 AM
- guest102613-2
- 08-21-2013, 12:16 AM
I know exactly what you mean Lexxxy! I am fairly new and already know the "providers" that will not provide references, even after several attempts to contact them. Aren't we providers supposed to stick together and help each other out? Well, already know that doesn't happen with all of them. And I DO tell the gentlemen trying to set up the appointment that the reference he gave me will not respond. It's only fair..... Originally Posted by Victoria Laneill always give a ref but on days im not working I don't look at my phone or email bc of rl going on. so sometimes it may take a day or 2 for me to get back to you ladies
- JONBALLS
- 08-21-2013, 07:23 PM
oh yes ladies you definatly want the "cooperative "
not the "raffle " whore
give it some time though , lol
not the "raffle " whore
give it some time though , lol