My first No review..His breath was DISGUSTING!!

Me? My breath is fine. If you think the OP was about me, this is hilarious. I'm a clean freak BSB. Originally Posted by bbtony
No, I didn't. But thanks for making a long point about your idea of the GFE experience. Do you mind opening a new thread before this gets OT?

But still, kissing or not, no one like bad breath .
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Bad breath- humbug, no pussy for you. Amen!
I will stop so I don't take away from the topic. No GFE = no penis for you though; at least with me.
I will stop so I don't take away from the topic. No GFE = no penis for you though; at least with me. Originally Posted by bbtony
Okay...

What if she opens up her legs and it smells like road kill?

What if she kisses you (with tongue) and her breath smells like old ass wrapped in a cigarette?

If you forsake hygiene for the GFE experience, then you must be this hobbyist:



LOL, BBtony, don't take this seriously. I'm just fucking with ya'.
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HAHAHAHAHA BSB, that is funny as hell.
Attitude, hygiene, sense of humor (or not) and of course loveliness are all part of the equation.

Bad hygiene trumps all of the other things and kills any desire from me.
White maiden alert: Having seen bbtony I can say his breath, hygiene, manners and attitude are all top notch!!! Excellent experience! )
lol

A "WMA"

that's cool actually.
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White maiden alert: Having seen bbtony I can say his breath, hygiene, manners and attitude are all top notch!!! Excellent experience! ) Originally Posted by thathottnurse

thanks for sharing that... but my decision stands, I am not going to see him!




BSB that was just rude. Some mornings or days I may be a bit grouchy, but fuck; that was just mean.
thanks for sharing that... but my decision stands, I am not going to see him!




Originally Posted by Chung Tran
Not even for a beer? Hell I don't want to kiss you unless you have great legs and a sweet vajayjay. But that doesn't mean we can't talk shit over a few cold ones.

I've been hobbying for almost 2 and a half years and I ALWAYS make sure to brush before leaving for the playdate and to gargle mouthwash on the way there. I also make sure to shower right before going to the girl's incall. The only case where I didn't was because I was running late already and SweetTreat agreed to let me shower at her place. The very idea of asking for a BBBJ when my balls don't smell like Irish Spring is just...

...wrong.

I must be naive because I assumed other dudes did, too.
Okay...

What if she opens up her legs and it smells like road kill?

Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby
Oh dear... that has happened to me. I was traumatized and I still have nightmares about it.
Learn how to move around the bad situation and turn it into something pleasurable for him.

Throw yourself into doggie position or start a SS from behind and make sure your on top when the deed is getting done.

Or speak up and offer mouthwash....

Just sayin
Oh dear... that has happened to me. I was traumatized and I still have nightmares about it. Originally Posted by yourself
It happens

BSB that was just rude. Some mornings or days I may be a bit grouchy, but fuck; that was just mean. Originally Posted by bbtony
Loosen up bbtony! That was just a little humor. I know I tend to be cynical sometimes.