Annoying BAD Habits...

Can I get some coffee with those donuts? lol

Maybe you shouldn't see providers with lockjaw. That's what happens when you're a mouthful and they've missed their Tetanus booster.

They used to make sure providers had vaccinations. Today, not so much. Originally Posted by NoahScape

you turn everything into a negative. Get your life right dude or dudette. I pray for you.

you turn everything into a negative. Get your life right dude or dudette. I pray for you. Originally Posted by Gemma34

I pray for you every time you worship cock. As infrequently as that happens.

I pray for you every time you worship cock. As infrequently as that happens. Originally Posted by NoahScape

Muah Italian bitches dont plast nut where the fuck where you. Fa
real??

I've actually had a provider talk about her boyfriend and other clients she'd seen that day. Whatever happened to the illusion? I like to feel like I'm THE MAN when I'm visiting a provider, not one of many men. I mean, I get the reality, sure. But let me have my delusions, dammit!

Muah Italian bitches dont plast nut where the fuck where you. Fa
real?? Originally Posted by Gemma34

Let's make a date for Festivus. We can air our grievances, then you can make passionate love to me and let it all out.

Deal?

you turn everything into a negative. Get your life right dude or dudette. I pray for you. Originally Posted by Gemma34

Muah Italian bitches dont plast nut where the fuck where you. Fa
real?? Originally Posted by Gemma34

Thread winners right here!

Most awesome responses I have ever seen!

Thread winners right here!

Most awesome responses I have ever seen! Originally Posted by Grizzly

Yessir.

Frightening, yet erotic.

Like running with scissors.

What about a kitty....a green eyed kitty? Originally Posted by MsElena

LOL! Maybe I should have said, "Pets BESIDES the one I'm there to see."

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Muah Italian bitches dont plast nut where the fuck where you. Fa
real?? Originally Posted by Gemma34

when i am sitting in a meeting i text her saying today sucks "what are you doing later" she sends me a naked picture of her in bed with a toy and says "nothing just laying here"
that's just wrong and asking for a spanking! Originally Posted by scottish.wolf

OMG u love it don't act like you don't hehehe!!

You got me girl lol Your amazing you know that especially when you took time from your day just this week you came and saw me when I had surgery spoke alot about you. I think my doctor wants your number though

Cant wait to see you again hopefully soon right

OMG u love it don't act like you don't hehehe!! Originally Posted by sweet.countrygirl

You got me girl lol Your amazing you know that especially when you took time from your day just this week you came and saw me when I had surgery spoke alot about you. I think my doctor wants your number though

Cant wait to see you again hopefully soon right Originally Posted by scottish.wolf

No problem babe glade everything turned out good I'd be happy to be your nurse when you get home

Tickling. It drives me crazy and two providers do it to me. And talking about other clients. If I were interested in them, I'd arrange a session with them.

LOL! Maybe I should have said, "Pets BESIDES the one I'm there to see." Originally Posted by Kshunter

LOL You don't know about the green eyed kitty? I was given that nick name by some of the guys on the ASPD board due to a tattoo and its placement. Every once in a while someone will bring it up.