To the gents - Whats your fee if roles were reversed

I would charge per date not per hour. Since I'm low volume and only book one appointment a day, we will have a lot of fun. I am BFE and enjoy making all my lady friends happy. Feel free to PM me with any requests.

I look forward to exceeding your expectations!

I would give discounts to my friends and regulars.

I think I would start with a lot of great DFK ...... Originally Posted by tsrv4me

Thank you very much, but I work alone.

Low volume, sensuous, UTR, man whore.

Nerdy deeds done dirt cheap!

I would come to the WFM site with a question. "Hey I am interested in working at a male strip club, any suggestions"? I would let all of the ladies know I am not available for any kind of sex, because I am not that kind of guy. I would then spend days telling all of you how all of the women wanted to touch me, and I had to go to another club. Then I would seem desperate and tell you a hot story about me and a woman that I broke down and gave her the best sex ever for a fee. I would then begin to show pictures of a man you would love to have in any manner possible. I would then tell the story about my wife cheating (beating) on me, and I had to leave. Then I would open the possibility of me actually wanting to become a provider, only because I must take care of my starving children.

I would then start reading my in box. I would pick the most desperate women that look the best. I would make my rates as high as possible, and still keep up demand. I would book at least 10X the women I could handle, and use MonkMonk's screening method.


"All money exchanged would be for time only. Anything else either forced or coerced would be acted out by two semi-consulting adults..."

Thank you for considering me,

MrPornFlakes

Fees range from -$500 to +$500 per h/hr/q. I will not discuss fees or services over the phone. All of my pictures are real and recent (not of me but...). No asking questions, everything you need to know is in my ad. Do not speak vulgar to me, unless you are really hot and can back it up. Please tell me upfront if you are a cop, I hate that kind of surprise. I am only doing this for my education, my kids, my sick mother, drugs, my pimp, and in hopes I will get rich.

$.50 for the night . . .

But I require two references from well know, unendowed hobbyist.

Lisa, I'm usually not available for short notice appointments unless I have seen you before and your screening has been taken care of prior to your request. Screening is easy as I only require 4 recent nude photos and two reviews by well known providers.

If you don't have the reviews yet, hurry and send the photos. I may be willing to offer a discount today only. I will be kicked out of my incall if I don't pay the laundry lady for the extra towels and linens soiled by the squirters that opted for the donkey schlong session.

Send inquiries and photos to iluvbbbjcim@yahoo.com

I'm a classy, educated, articulate BBM, skilled in the art of seduction. If you are looking for something cheap and sleazy, please move on, as there are plenty of fellows that fit that mode. I offer the entire alphabet, and will promise to leave you begging for more. My incall is in a quaint trailer park, next to the dump. I need 30 minutes notice,(so I can get a babysitter). Serious ladies only, no texting. Vulgar language encouraged. No upsell, pics are recent(1987) if it's not me, get over it your already here. 15 min 6 beers, 1/2 hr a 12pack, 1hr, oh hell, I can't last an hr.

Haha! This should be good!

My ATF's would be HDH's with strict screening, very selective but rather high volume , they do allow CIM but at the same time they are also very YMMV, and they usually start out BFE and build up to a PSE event. Originally Posted by Dannie

Thanks, don't worry THE DANNIE is grandfathered and gets a discount for good reviews and referred clients.

I charge .10 cents per orgasm....yours....

Max, that would cost you 132.60.......LOL Originally Posted by yaddayadda

LOL..I know, right?!?!? And worth every red cent, hon! xoxo


This is a M A X twisted humor alert! If you are not easily amused or overly sensitive, read no further and go to next post:

For future dates, is it possible to take you gents for lunch before I schedule an appointment? I just want to see if we have chemistry before I spend my hard earned money. You have your choice of McDonald's, Wendy's or Burger King....value menu! I gotta have more BANG for my bucks! So, can you also send me current naked pics and videos of you masturbating and cumming for me in a public place, so I can make sure I can stand the sounds you make during pleasing yourself, I need to know I'll be satisfied with the amount of time it takes you to O and I need proof of you're willingness to do things my way. I'll need you to drop everything and come running as soon as you are contacted by me, so be ready and waiting for my call/email 24/7, and no I don't need to be screened, I'm a great date, you can take my word for it and if not, then go find me on ECCIE and see for yourself what a valued member I truly am, it says so by my avatar and everything!! You know you want it! And btw, I'm gonna overlook the services you claim to provide and try to get you to perform the ones I really want, because I'm the customer and should get it my way, right? Also, be assured that I will bathe within 24 hours prior to our visit. I don't get too sweaty in this heat. Oh, and don't be offended that I know what I want. It's not personal, it's just business. Any takers? LOL

I crack me up and am easily amused....carry on.

Now that was funny Max!

But every body is a winner when they go to lunch with me......

LOL..I know, right?!?!? And worth every red cent, hon! xoxo


This is a M A X twisted humor alert! If you are not easily amused or overly sensitive, read no further and go to next post:

For future dates, is it possible to take you gents for lunch before I schedule an appointment? I just want to see if we have chemistry before I spend my hard earned money. You have your choice of McDonald's, Wendy's or Burger King....value menu! I gotta have more BANG for my bucks! So, can you also send me current naked pics and videos of you masturbating and cumming for me in a public place, so I can make sure I can stand the sounds you make during pleasing yourself, I need to know I'll be satisfied with the amount of time it takes you to O and I need proof of you're willingness to do things my way. I'll need you to drop everything and come running as soon as you are contacted by me, so be ready and waiting for my call/email 24/7, and no I don't need to be screened, I'm a great date, you can take my word for it and if not, then go find me on ECCIE and see for yourself what a valued member I truly am, it says so by my avatar and everything!! You know you want it! And btw, I'm gonna overlook the services you claim to provide and try to get you to perform the ones I really want, because I'm the customer and should get it my way, right? Also, be assured that I will bathe within 24 hours prior to our visit. I don't get too sweaty in this heat. Oh, and don't be offended that I know what I want. It's not personal, it's just business. Any takers? LOL

I crack me up and am easily amused....carry on. Originally Posted by M A X

LOL...poor guy.

Hey Max,

Quit stealing my letters....

Very funny, miss ya.

LOL...poor guy. Originally Posted by bslither10

Another humor alert...see my previous post:

LOL..you guys need to realize that you gotta have tough skins in this biz. And if we ridicule you in a CO-ED forum, just go sit in the corner and take it! Otherwise, I can hurt your biz! These other ladies regard me very highly and my word is as good as gold. All I gotta do is post on the board that I don't like you and then no other lady anywhere will ever ever see you again. And you can take that to the bank cause I am the hobby board goddess.

Well now....

Good afternoon, Ladies of ECCIE....

I am PurplePussyEater and I am one of the best Fantasy providers in the DFW Metroplex....

I can provide your most BFE cuddle and kiss sessions with the famous, patented, one of a kind PPE treatment - the full vagina worship you desire and crave.... I am not a clock watcher and will stay until your kitty have turned from pretty pink to rosy purple of satisfaction...

And, for those who have a more twisted sense of adventure... there is the PPE Mild ot wild submission experience... You tell me what secret desire is and I will make it come true, over and over... Cole see how it is to let go and let PPE take control of your needs and body...

Ask me about my 2 BFE and Dom/Sub sessions...

References available on request - P411 and Newbie friendly...

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PM me here or on P411 for my rates....

Some questions I have been asked -

What would be your fee? See above - Every experience is individual, like my prices...


Would you screen? Yes, Please have references available - I do not take references from the So Called "BFE Boys"


Could we CIM please......pretty please? You better!!


And lastly would you be BFE, and have Kleenex ready for all the big O's we would have? I have whatever you need - Kleenex to Leather - I am Full Service!!

PPE - Your Dream Provider!!!

Hey Max,

Quit stealing my letters....

Very funny, miss ya. Originally Posted by yaddayadda

Dadgumit yaddayadda, now everyone is gonna accuse me of plagerism!

miss ya too....I'll call for an appointment next time you're touring in DFW. Keep your phone with you at all times and be ready and waiting! Will you take a check, or is my credit good? xoxo