My annual bashing of the Dallas Cowboys

cheatercheater's Avatar
I still like when Sophie posts. Did you see her in her avatar? I can only think about the tight end situation and the O.

After that, "How 'Bout Them Cowboys" !!!!
If the Cowboys win the Superbowl I will pay you twice your hourly BCD rate and you can go shopping, do whatever, but no BCD time. You are free and clear with the money to do as you please.

However if the Boys don't win the superbowl, I get two hours of BCD for free, nothing, nada, and you will do so happily. Ok maybe not happily, but if you loose you pay. Originally Posted by bigbobftworth
"Well Ill take that bet you're gonna regret cuz Da'Boys the best there's ever been"....

Ok BobbyBoy, your bet being "if" Da'boys win or lose the Superbowl. Fair enough. BUT...

My counter bet?? (what? didnt think Id have one??..lol)

Only IF Da'Boys MAKE IT to the Superbowl. Your bet honered. But IF they dont...all bets off. And I still get to go shopping and you get a session and we call it even.

Deal???
My Dear Sophie, trying to renegotiate my bet? I enjoy a good negotiation as much as watching the Cowboys loose to the Washington Redskins.

The issue I have with your proposal is the fact that you and most of the other Cowboy fans here on ECCIE talk about how great the Boys are and that they are going to win another NFL Championship, you included. So if you are so confident in the Boys ability this year, they either win it all or not. My bet is still good, the Boys win the Championship and you have double your regular rate to do as you please, or if and when they loose I get one hour of your time.

Deal???

In the meantime Sophie, maybe we should schedule a pre-season session so that we know what to expect after the Superbowl.
So BigBob, what is your prediction on how quickly the Titans are out of the "tournament"? Should we just count them out now??
The Titans are showing some promise this year. Not sure if they can take the Indianapolis Colts, but you never know. The Titans defense is looking pretty good and the offense is better with some new receivers. The Titans play the Cowboys this year, yes I have tickets and looking forward to that game.
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I'll make the same bet with you. If the Titans win the Super Bowl I will pay double for all my Pizza Pizza for a year. If they they don't win the Super Bowl I get free pizza for a year.
Go back to San Diego and save the whales. I never once talked shit about the Titans the same way most Cowboy fans do.
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I still would like to know who around here have been saying the Cowboys are going to the Superbowl? can you show me some links?
Big Bob sounds awfully dumb...

Dumb is spending so much time thinking about something you dislike, rather than focusing on what you like.

You know what Bob reminds me of? The Aggie fight song. The Aggies just played Bumble Fuck State and they are all singing their fight song - WHICH IS ALL ABOUT THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS. Who they DIDN'T just play.

It's like the hugest compliment in the world. The Ags don't care about beating anyone else. Just the Horns.

As for the Cowboy bashing - No one HATES a down and out franchise. They simpy don't care. Notice how there aren't too many threads aboout how much someone HATES the Jacksonvile Jags?

No - there are none. because nobody gives a shit about the Jags. Everyone cares about the 'Boys.

The more you talk about it Bob, the more obvious your envy becomes. So please tell me how I have it all wrong and back it up with some more half truths and dumb guesses and dismissing of actual results. But keep on talking about the Cowboys, whatever you do.

Cause if we start talking about the Titans this thread will die of apathy.

Cause the Titans bore the shit out of even their own fans. Both of them.
Boltfan's Avatar
Go back to San Diego and save the whales. I never once talked shit about the Titans the same way most Cowboy fans do. Originally Posted by bigbobftworth
Yeah, you just talked it about the Cowboys and made idiotic bet requests no one would take so you could say no Cowboys fan would bet you.

So, put your money, errrr, pizza where your mouth is dude. It won't cost you but a few cents per pizza for a year if you lose. I will even allow the bet to be in the Titans even make it to the Super Bowl.

You love to talk it but when someone else comes back at you about YOUR team you get all pissy. Don't be such a little girl when it comes to talking trash about football.
pyramider's Avatar
"Well Ill take that bet you're gonna regret cuz Da'Boys the best there's ever been"....
Originally Posted by Sophie

Except the Steelers have won more Super Bowls than the cowgirls. Plus, have a much higher winning percentage in the Super Bowls than the c'girls.

Has anyone noticed that the c'girls have not won anything since the Whitehouse days? Coincidence . . .
A quote from Sir whatever above:

Big Bob sounds awfully dumb...

Dumb is spending so much time thinking about something you dislike, rather than focusing on what you like.


So SirLiamscross since you are focusing on me and my statements, are you not admitting to being just as "DUMB"?
Boltfan's Avatar
So...

No bet?
BoltFan, I made a bet to Ms Sophie and she declined, its that simple. Much like people that root for the Chargers, you are also simple.

You see I make the same bet and yes every year. One fellow hobbyist actually took me up on my bet and then backed out because he lost. If you loose, you should pay. Dont do the crime if you cant do the time.

This is not dumb, I enjoy the spirited trash talk back and forth, and if you look at what CPI wrote, its my thing to bash the boys that wear the star. Because since I have been on ECCIE and before this ASPD I make my annual prediction for the Cowgirls from Dallas. And you might as well get used to this, because I will enjoy watching the Boys loose out at the end of the year as well as at the end of the year. The only team I like bashing more would be the Steelers, right Meg?
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Bob I see you are still making friends. Keep in mind...the more the Cowboys win, the more pizza you sell! You should be a big fan...lol.

Also so you don't look "dumb", and since you keep saying the Cowboys will "loose".
It's lose not loose.

I actually like Tennesse, but if you're going to keep calling the Cowboys "Cowgirls", maybe we should call the Titans the Tennesse Titty Babies...lol.