DOES THE CONDITION OF THE INCALL MATTER?

Hell yes it matters.
Have you ever had a pit bull chase you down the path toward the little house with the crescent moon?
Have you ever sat on the outdoor throne, hearing that pit bull growl and bark and raise hell, and wonder how you were going to get out of there in one piece?
Have you ever sat on that outdoor throne, hearing that pit bull growl and bark and raise hell, and wonder how you were going to get out of there in one piece, and then hear the slut laughing her ass off at your dilemma, yelling "Sic em!" ?

Blue water or not, her incall had better have indoor plumbing!
If it does not, I may leave my calling card on the kitchen floor!

LTGTR!

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LMAO, randyrogue!

And most important of all, am I allowed to take a dump at your incall?

Nothing fancy. What's important: Clean, discreet, no smells (cigarettes, incense, perfume) a comfy bed, and a shower. Nothing else really matters.

Queen Anne bed, chocolates on the pillow, turn-down service, beday for her down time, porter service, shoe shine and someone to hand wash the car for the hour I'm occupied. I'm not picky.

I always wondered because some ONE (Ajsha) CO-OP ladies are so damn detail oriented it drives me nuts....I mean do we really need La Coste towels..? High count thread sheets? hell we pay enough in rent.....i do agree with the clean sheets, towels, nice CLEAN shower, disposable cups and array of mouthwash, soaps, and lets not forget your "Cover Up" stuff. Must have small non scented disposable hotel like soaps and a variety of shower gels.

I mean do we really need La Coste towels..? Originally Posted by sofiaofhouston

Something tells me most men won't notice the brand of towel... but some might care about the quality, especially if they are throwin' down mega bucks. One of these days I'm gonna splurge on bamboo towels for my incall.

Bamboo Towels? Really?

two words. sofia




if i can't get what i need there then I probably don't need it

Well goddamn..............I never went dearhunting at BigLots.

I learned something new today.

two words. sofia




if i can't get what i need there then I probably don't need it Originally Posted by island_beau

Would that be considered incall or outcall?

I remember being at an incall once and noticing how big and nice the bed was...
a king-size it was also firm with clean sheets. I don't like falling off the bed !!!
If the provider puts a women's touch to her incall and sets a lil romantic mood that's nice also. (adds to the fantasy)
It tells me she cares about what she's doing and has class.

it may not be an "incall" per se but...its has air conditioning

[QUOTE=enderwiggin;42327]Seriously, you're actually discussing this? Was anyone gonna actually show up and say, "Nah, I don't mind a fucked up, shitty incall. Worst part of town. Ratty, cummy mattress... Who cares?"
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I agree ... of course clients care about the incall.

Silly ass question.